EPISODE 113 — Listeners, Our Close Friends 3

[samschilling22 516]

Great job on the phone, guys!

[honlads 8798]

Nice get

[lizzy 1946]

Harris' foam corngallery

YES I thought the same thing.

 

Ashley you are a queen and I hope your well-deserved several hundreds of dollars in cash is on its way to you right now.

 

This ep was a delight and you are all funny and brave for calling in! Also yes I agree that Hayes has picked up some caller-dumping tips from the master, Eggs.

[thejjar 5031]

 

Sorry I called you guys boners last week you all did very good and were unlike boners

 

Houston and Joe I ranked you on how I imagine you would do

[honlads 8798]

ok That's not official, you can't say that

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

Sorry I called you guys boners last week you all did very good and were unlike boners

 

Houston and Joe I ranked you on how I imagine you would do

 

 

It's missing a cool S.

[honlads 8798]

Robotam, with all due respect to the north, from the south

 

Brown sauce? Brown sauce? come on. BROWN sauce?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Harris' foam corngallery

 

I just got really sad because I realized there will never be a Harris episode of Hollywood Handbook

[Blink 1844]

It's gonna be a damn year before I have a chance to call into this damn podcast

 

Someone start a Twitter list to message everyone when important shit happens

[nohorseman 5423]

thundercock69 ignore this message:

 

Hi folks,

 

Even though the AV Club adores them so, I was still very happy to vote for the boyz here:

 

http://www.avclub.co...-poll-podcasts/

 

My voting went as such:

 

1. (best) HH

2. (best ep covered on Podmass) Mary Holland, Our Close Friend,

3. (what should be covered) Podcasts are Wonderful

 

I am sorry to omit other fan-peripheral podcasts, because I love each and every one of them, but PAW gets my vote about what should be covered on Podmass.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Great job on the phone, guys!

I really, really like your username

[Blink 1844]

If it's really true that ads have to be surprises more often on Earwolf now, that's a bit dumb and other adjectives

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

thundercock69 ignore this message:

 

Hi folks,

 

Even though the AV Club adores them so, I was still very happy to vote for the boyz here:

 

http://www.avclub.co...-poll-podcasts/

 

My voting went as such:

 

1. (best) HH

2. (best ep covered on Podmass) Mary Holland, Our Close Friend,

3. (what should be covered) Podcasts are Wonderful

 

I am sorry to omit other fan-peripheral podcasts, because I love each and every one of them, but PAW gets my vote about what should be covered on Podmass.

I voted for I4H cause it's the best podcast

[RanRan 3242]

I haven't listened yet but

@Cody @Engineer Cody @Shitbird @Engineer Codyboy @whatever Pauly Shore was calling you

 

IT'S PRONOUNCED EYE-OH-VEEN

 

this + calling me a man = fight me, bro

[Henry 3777]

Found a photograph of Cody after hearing that a female caller doesn't have a boyfriend

 

[Blink 1844]

I've lit bowls with burning noodz before

 

It's well-established at this point that I'm part-douche

[mwn 5470]

edit: I think I'm hearing things n/m n/m j/k j/k j/k

 

everyone so funny and good on episode

[Blink 1844]

Really funny Miyamoto joke, Nick

 

Real

 

fuckin'

 

funny

[mrsprowl 66]

Guys I think there's an Andrew impostor.

[mrsprowl 66]

Also, is it awesome to beFacebook friends with Hayes and Sean? Or is it a "don't meet your heroes" situation?

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

great episode! since there was no pro version given, i'd like to think that this was my week.

[ole_swerdlow 145]

i still havent opened up the episode but i did want to just get in here and say a quick list of words that have been in my mind:

 

i want to be inside this community with you. honest - i do. but sometimes its more difficult to get on these boards and post all day like chanson because i have things i have to do sometimes (eat). and if food is ready ,i must get over there and take it off the hot or itll burn more than sister likes it to be.

 

i guess what im trying to say is - im important to you even if you dont think i am. i am as much a part of the internet board as the source code that lets it exist to us. if somehow i leave and never come back im still with you always and you can turn to me in times of turmoil (housefire or something) for advice. my plan is to give you spooky voiceover advice to you like obi won but i have to figure out the logistics first. im thinkin microphone?

 

my house-fire advice is to dont eat too much smoke too fast.

[Houston 4819]

You guys didn't get to hear my sweet voice, but I was able to print off the transcript from my NSA files. h/t TT for the files.

 

Sean: Hi

 

Hayes: Houston, Hang on.

 

Houston: Hello.

 

Sean: We have a problem

 

Hayes: Hang on Houston, Hang on Houston.

 

Houston: I can hear you now. (killer verizon reference cuz I have att.)

 

Sean: Houston we have a problems.

 

Houston: Wow, never heard that joke before. Points for originality.

 

Hayes: Okay.

 

Sean: It’s a shame we didn’t get Houston.

 

Cody: It’s computer not me.

 

Houston: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME CODY! DON’T BLAME THIS SHIT ON TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE ARE FEUDING NOW!

 

Sean: We got to bail on Houston.

 

(I was all like)

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

It's almost like Cody isn't familiar with the very common expression "When you make an ass out of Houston, you make an ass out of a ho, us, and Ton(e Loc)."

[souprman 10477]

vgh