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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? The secret's out, that movie's shitty!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 655 views

  2. Is it just me, or did dicks get a lot smaller? Asking for a friend.

    By PorcaDios,
    • 1 reply
    • 639 views

  3. A toast to the coast who can boast the highest probability of sinking into the ocean due to a massive earthquake

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 1 reply
    • 593 views

  4. This coffee that came from a cat's ass in East Asia tastes great, but these muffins sure do taste like shit.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 635 views

  5. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but only asphyxiation can really get me there

    By inverted_robots,
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    • 724 views

  6. You put comedy in and get a podcast out; bang bang fun is what it's all about.

    By Anonymous37,
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    • 806 views

  7. I scream, you scream, we all scream, he's got a knife , but it's late so could you keep it down? K thanks!

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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    • 1416 views

  8. In lieu of reading a catchphrase today I am going to quietly touch myself for ten seconds starting now.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 563 views

  9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless that doctor is Dr. J, which in that case, slam dunk motherfucker

    By tommychup,   
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    • 834 views

  10. Always keep the fork on the right, napkins in your lap, and your hands and feet inside the tram. Enjoy "Dinner The Ride"

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
    • 1 reply
    • 724 views

  11. Listen to my nine centimetres go BANG!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 606 views

  12. as it turns out, oedipus rex is not about dinosaurs

    By Cathy ACKerman,
    • 1 reply
    • 792 views

  13. Pat I'd like to try to solve the puzzle: "Walk A Mile In Another Man's Shits"?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 631 views

  14. Let's celebrate all the Dads and Grads out there, even though it is no longer the month of June. Dads and Grads deserve recognition all year round!

    By Dads and Grads Forever,
    • 1 reply
    • 899 views

  15. Welcome to the Cat Ranch, Herr Trump Führer. When was the last time you cried?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 646 views

  16. Fool me once, I'll kill your dog

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 1 reply
    • 828 views

  17. Nice nuts, bro!!

    By SeñorFartFace,
    • 1 reply
    • 905 views

  18. Comedy Bang Bang? more like Cum on D Wang Wang!

    By fishface,
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    • 958 views

  19. Side effects may include: teary eyes, loss of bladder control, split sides, slapped knees, nausea, uncontrollable erections and occasional laughter.

    By SeanBeaumont,
    • 1 reply
    • 1064 views

  20. Put your pants back on and get off the roof, fiddler!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 1 reply
    • 695 views

  21. If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants. *fart* *fart*

    By Cake Boss!,
    • 1 reply
    • 867 views

  22. The 2nd greatest trick the devil ever pulled was wiggling a pencil to make it look all rubbery. He's not so great with tricks, to be honest.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 610 views

  23. 4,8,15,25,47 and 42.

    By buttermetwice,   
    • 1 reply
    • 641 views

  24. Tickle me pink? Whatever you say, you slutty pirate.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 1 reply
    • 661 views

  25. Gandhi, Bambi and a Patinkin named Mandy all watch Moesha because they can't resist Brandy

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 704 views
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