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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I am the barber of Seville, not Fleet Street, and frankly, I'm sick of the confusion.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 362 views

  3. I know what you would have from me and in my heart, I do admit, it is my desire to give it you, yet it cannot be so, for I already ate it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 327 views

  4. Why have a cowman when you can be the cowman?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Please excuse my dusty ass sandals.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. you aint nobody till somebody embodies your body, buddy

    By kale_lie_D_scope,
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  7. Seeing Is Believing, Peeing Is Relieving

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 323 views

  8. Suddenly I’m persona non grata just because I buttchugged all the horchata

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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    • 366 views

  9. You can’t beat your meat on Sesame Street! C’mon Grover we’ve been OVER this!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 314 views

  10. Just like Olive Garden, when you're here you treat me like shit and I bill you at the end.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 303 views

  11. Twinkle, twinkle little fart, boy I hope you're not a shart

    By DirtyHarryDickandBalls,
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  12. Whatever you do, don't picture the Apple Podcast download button as a droopy penis surrounded by bushy pubic hair.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. Marry: had a little lamb. Fuck: the police. Kill: them with kindness. I'm *pretty* good at this game.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. If you haven't got a penis, then a ha'penis will do. If you haven't got a ha'penis, your'e probably not a dude.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 292 views

  15. A tisket, a tasket, we all know Moses came in a basket, but who cleaned it up?

    By Deep Dog The Throbbing Hog Log,
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  16. A pea shell flung into the wind humorously is a comedy pod cast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 366 views

  17. Hello Mary poo. Goodbye shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 452 views

  18. Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 375 views

  19. Remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you, and one in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 543 views

  20. Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina town.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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    • 379 views

  21. I've got a bran new pair of roller skates, you've got a very unfortunate task of scraping me off the sidewalk. Please give blood today!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 235 views

  22. Can I leave a deposit on these suppositories? 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 291 views

  23. It’s number one in our hearts, and it’s number two soaked in farts.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 432 views

  24. Why is life a thing?

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 292 views

  25. It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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