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I’m a bit out of my depth here, but while watching Country Bears I couldn’t help but wonder what the Force of Impact would be from a rather large, stage-diving, harmonica playing bear upon an average concert goer. In an attempt to suss this out, I figured the average weight from five different types of bears - from pandas (the lightest) to brown bears (the heaviest). The result being an average weight of ~528lbs or ~240kgs. Based on what’s shown in the movie, I also estimated the height of the stage to be approximately 1.5 m. Which (based on this formula) would suggest that a 240 kg sentient bear hurled bodily from a height of 1.5 meters would achieve a velocity of 5.4 m/s (meters per second) just prior to impact. Long story short, when Fred Bedderhead spontaneously launched himself into the air he would have plummeted upon the unsuspecting audience members with a Force of Impact of about 35,280 Newtons or 7931.26 lbs! Again, I can’t say that I’m incredibly well-versed in the world of physics and people more knowledgeable than I are more than welcome to check my math. However, I do think that the biggest takeaway from all of this should be that those people Fred landed on are most likely dead or seriously injured. I also think that we can now surmise that the most likely reason for the Country Bears break up was Ted Bedderhead’s exasperation at the constant tide of civil suits brought against the band by all the grieving families his brother so callously crushed into quivering puddles of goo.

No explanation necessary.

I did happen to see Smash Mouth live once, and I can confirm that they did put on a very fun, energetic show.

I think with current events it’s a perfect time to tackle the Keanu Reeves/Lori Loughlin classic.The Night Before(1988) Trailer

C'mon guys, Brian Huskey is in it! He would be the perfect guest...Stick around for 1:35 when that 80's volleyball-montage music is playing over a dispute centered around rape...

Beary funny episode ! Five stars !!

Lyrics: I'm movin' out to sunny Los Angeles even if my parents do not approve of this cuz one day they'll be sayin' 'hot dang!' when they hear m'do m'plugs on comedy bang bang! awwww yeah

"A toy factory worker, mentally scarred as a child upon learning Santa Claus is not real, suffers a nervous breakdown after being belittled at work, and embarks on a Yuletide killing spree." This movie is legit madness about a man that has lost his mind, and it needs to be watched by everybody. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081793/ https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/christmas_evil

Shit you're right, though they are pretty interchangeable with how they came out around the same time and both are god awful.

I dig this as an explanation ... WB's is the main universe where sentient animals are still sometimes forced into their animal roles. Bugs Bunny is intelligent and capable and holds down jobs in the human world and has conversations and relationships with humans, yet still lives in the woods and has to deal with being hunted. These bears are chart topping celebrities, and the world around them is built to accommodate them, yet somehow you can still trap and domesticate them, just like Elmer sometimes mounts a talking Daffy Duck head on his wall.

This movie is 88 minutes long. You know how long 88 minutes can be, don't you?

I actually like this movie. I don't see it being an entertaining episode to be honest.

Nope.. no this is an 80s classic there is nothing bad about this film

Saw this and thought “Jason won’t get to hold a baby in Durham.”