Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Mary,

 

When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me...

 

"Que Sera, Sera

Whatever will be, will be

The future's not ours to see

Que Sera, Sera"

 

We haven't spoken since due to the trite nature of her reply. What would you have said to me?

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Hey Mary,

 

Are you trendy? Like are you into all the trends right now? Are you deep into the dark trenches of the trendiverse?

[jerk 43]

Mary Mary, are ya buggin? Follow up question: if so, why?

[xoValeriexo 4369]

Mary, on Twitter you posted your full-length Dumb and Dumber sequel screenplay. What makes your version better than the one the Farrelly brothers wrote?

[Toro y Moist 695]

Hey Mary, what are your favorite improv words and why does Asssscat have so many extra letters? Honestly, it scares me.

[Colt 595]

Mary, I thought you were great on Silicon Valley. I find that show to be very funny when they talk about computers a lot, because I really understand computers and get all the inside jokes. But when I watch the show with my brother he gets frustrated and upset because he doesn't understand how computers work. Can you explain how computers work to him? His name is Mike.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

Dear Mary J Holland,

 

You ever smoke some Mary J Reefer? What's it like? I'm too scared to try it

[marshall mellow 1671]

MM, I really liked your poem because it accurately expressed what I was feeling. Do you have a poem about today's feelings?

 

Thanks AV ! Always great to meet a fan.

Okay, last one, just for you.

 

Saturday morning PCG Poem

 

Popcorn, popcorn

Hazie Bone came through at last !

Popcorn, popcorn,

Get your questions in real fast !

Mary Holland is the guest,

That's so cool cuz she's the best

Popcorn, popcorn

Roll on Tuesday, what a blast !

 

Okay, really, I will see myself out.

[LydonBergin 420]

Mary,

 

Can you explain the infield fly rule? I was going to ask my dad but it turns out he left when I was a baby.

 

 

Thanks,

Lydon (Please don't call me Lyndon)

[SteveH 11126]

IF YOU LIKE HOLLAND SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY IT? HUH?

 

Follow up: if you could be in any Werner Herzog movie which one and why? What character would you be? You can't choose Nosferatu or the grizzly man.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Great first question, Lyndon

[robotam 4493]

Hello!

On improv4humans in the music episodes do you get to hear the music or is the music CGI-ed in later?

[Keith Urban Dictionary 216]

Ms Holland

 

I saw your funny video on funny or die where you played police officer people. What was it like playing a police officer person and what did you do to get into character?

 

Thanks

 

[JMonsterface 1974]

Dear Mary Holland,

 

You're probably gone now.

 

Why?

 

Why would you leave like that? Why would show be over? I thought we were having fun.

[bengoobers 157]

Mary,

 

Why do you think Scott Aukerman won't let us have t-shirts? Will you ask Lauren to ask him?

[honlads 8798]

Hey guys, I'm doing a solo bolo to Ireland in June. There are some people from there on here right? Can I crash on your couch?

 

No way, dude. You could be a axe murderer. Or a regular murderer.

[mwn 5470]

Dear Mr.s Hayes and Sean: How did the show go? I hope it went well.

[MusicalGuest 380]

Dear Mary,

 

What was it like killing Hitler? Thank you for also using your time machine to read this forum comment posted too late. Also, who's Hitler?

[Game of Scones 5812]

I had work

 

Dear Mary(forum),

 

what was your favorite roast of beiber joke?

[Jakal 4475]

I had work

 

Dear Mary(forum),

 

what was your favorite roast of beiber joke?

 

The one where they made fun of his music.

[SteveH 11126]

Have you guys seen these DirectTV commercials with the talking horse?? Oh man... SO. RANDO.

[Game of Scones 5812]

i just watched the first episode of dardevil

 

so far, orange is the new black is better

[greggy 15909]

should have made daredevil a podcast, would have been truer to the character

[Game of Scones 5812]

there should be a special double like button

[marshall mellow 1671]

400, baby !