devscoots 2561 Posted June 21, 2015 Man I wanna join in on all the forums funs with you guys but I'm tryna quit smoking and really not feelin it. Lookin forward to reading further adventures in the chronicles of shap and so forth when less irritable. 15 Share this post Link to post
Tron_doe 703 Posted June 21, 2015 What if I am not a dad and my dad was a lame duck and there is no Taco Bell within a hundred kilometres? ^ Get yourself a kid. ASAP. 2 Share this post Link to post
rod aug 5637 Posted June 21, 2015 happy dad day to greggy and steveh and the other dads 20 Share this post Link to post
rod aug 5637 Posted June 21, 2015 *note i almost said happy d day but that would have been disrespectful to all the Ds who d'ed on DDay. 10 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted June 21, 2015 Happy Father's Day to Sean and Hayes. I hope Steffi and Brooke let you have the kids today so they can take you out to dinner at movies bistro or somewhere nice like that. 6 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted June 21, 2015 I am not very close with my dad and I am divorced from the father of my children but I still wanna say Happy Father's Day to all you dads who are not total jerks and maybe are pretty cool and nice and funny. I don't know any personally but I hear they exist. Mostly on Facebook which I suspect is full of lies. 14 Share this post Link to post
Tron_doe 703 Posted June 21, 2015 Kanye and outkast went to Waffle House yesterday. This seems important 8 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted June 21, 2015 They're clearly hoping to get "Colted," and recreate the historic moment that catapulted Shaq to superstardom. First of all, you can't force it to happen. Second of all, good luck finding a young Colt Barton-type at Waffle House, fellas. (Yeah, right!) P.S. A joke isn't over until I say its over. 13 Share this post Link to post
Tron_doe 703 Posted June 21, 2015 Wow excellent point The plot thickens 1 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted June 21, 2015 hi get out your phone and open the voice recorder thing and record yourself reading your colt barton hooters picture posts and email them to me at greggygregsa@gmail.com if you didnt do any but want to record one of mine thats cool too, i did too many 15 Share this post Link to post
rod aug 5637 Posted June 21, 2015 hi get out your phone and open the voice recorder thing and record yourself reading your colt barton hooters picture posts and email them to me at greggygregsa@gmail.com if you didnt do any but want to record one of mine thats cool too, i did too many i am so on board with this idea it's not even funny, this is going to be amazing. 8 Share this post Link to post
A Bear 1813 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 28 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 beauty 9 Share this post Link to post
Colt 595 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 In my opinion, that's the greatest song ever recorded. 12 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 You sir are a god damn treasure. That's what you are. 8 Share this post Link to post
Toro y Moist 695 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 Holy shit this is amazing! 7 Share this post Link to post
rod aug 5637 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 what the fuck!? this is incredible 7 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 This podcast This forum This post A bear..... Things that have made my life better in ways I cannot even begin to tell you. God bless us, everyone. (and by God I mean Shaq) 14 Share this post Link to post
SimonCameron 114 Posted June 21, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 Suddenly I "get" this forum. 10 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted June 22, 2015 A Bear? More like A Tear, that rolled down my cheeks, listening to that wonderful tune. What's that? Bear doesn't rhyme with Tear (the cry liquid, not the perforation)? Well, Fuck you. 12 Share this post Link to post
reallycoolhat 257 Posted June 22, 2015 I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3 I think I'm in love with a bear. I feel like Christopher Robin. 9 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted June 22, 2015 Suddenly I "get" this forum. "yeah officer, that was the last thing he said just before he grabbed his keys and headed out the door". the officer nodded he had a feeling he knew where this was headed. "did he say anything else? it's important". "you'll think it's crazy. he's not crazy i'm telling you". the officer put a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "it's okay, no one thinks he's crazy. in fact, i think i understand perfectly well what's going on here". she looked at him though her blurry tear soaked lids. no her lids weren't torn you idiot, they were soaked with tears. it's a fucking homophone. what did you say? okay cool. er... tear soaked lids, wanting, needing someone to trust. "i can trust you?" she asked, her voice breaking. "you sure can". said the cop. "okay, he said; 'i'm driving to phoenix, i got Hooters bidness to do'". 11 Share this post Link to post
rweezy 276 Posted June 22, 2015 Goddamn it, somehow A Bear makes my guitar playing look like some amateur bullshit. And I'm a professional guitarist. 2 Share this post Link to post
