Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

Dear Paul,

 

When you worked on I Love You, Beth Cooper, how did best boy rigging grip Julian Bosse's breath smell?

 

I wonder if he's still mad he was credited as Julien Bosse

[Game of Scones 5812]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzTHmcXfeug

[cool Lucas 176]

Paul,

 

A few weeks ago Hayes and Shaun had Julie Klausner on the show. The name of the episode was "Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend," but I thought it would be funny if they named it "Julie Klausner, Our Klaus Friend." What's a time that you've been disappointed by someone you respect?

[mikebonetti 3718]

Cool Lucas coming out swinging on his 1st post.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

They don't call him "Cool Lucas" for nothing.

[elizamuffins 4228]

Paul this is a question for Sean.

 

@clemdog you posted on Facebook that you are writing for Grindr. I would really love for you to speak on that.

[ABRAXAS 366]

 

great hair questions guys. wish i would have thought of that...

 

oh, that's right.

 

goddamnit I was on my lunch break and didn't have time to read the questions and now I'm third in the queue and stuck with this stupid mop on my head and I look like an idiot both physically and quizitively and I'm going to go put a gun in my mouth

 

 

 

 

they should change it to "pubic hair", out of respect. Seems like the only dignified thing to do

 

Fair enough. Done.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Forgot souprman had the monopoly on hair questions, I should've read all the questions before I posted mine. My god, I'll never live this down. Fuck. I messed up big this time

[souprman 10477]

Forgot souprman had the monopoly on hair questions, I should've read all the questions before I posted mine. My god, I'll never live this down. Fuck. I messed up big this time

thanks man. that's big of you.

[souprman 10477]

(JOE SAID MY NAME YOU GUYS!)

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Guys, my neighborhood is changing. It now has a store which sells this:

 

[ABRAXAS 366]

Forgot souprman had the monopoly on hair questions, I should've read all the questions before I posted mine. My god, I'll never live this down. Fuck. I messed up big this time

 

You can borrow my suicide gun when I'm done with it.

[ABRAXAS 366]

An old man at work today said “If life’s grace was water I’d be soaking wet all the time”

 

 

 

 

those exact words

[ABRAXAS 366]

Guys, my neighborhood is changing. It now has a store which sells this:

 

 

good thing you bought three copies

[SteveH 11126]

Old people say some crazy shit

 

 

 

Sundays at 8 on NBC

[ABRAXAS 366]

Starring SteveH as "The Old Man"

[xoValeriexo 4369]

ABRAXAS, BE MY FRIEND, YOU FUCKER.

 

Don't ignore me.

[SteveH 11126]

Starring SteveH as "The Old Man"

 

Hey, I took a look at your life and you're a lot like me.

[chanson 9697]

My neighborhood is gentrifying, it has stores that I actually want to go to now... I hate it.

[ABRAXAS 366]

ABRAXAS, BE MY FRIEND, YOU FUCKER.

 

Don't ignore me.

 

I don't really know how to use this feature

[ABRAXAS 366]

My neighborhood is gentrifying, it has stores that I actually want to go to now... I hate it.

 

I don't know if you could really call it "gentrifying", since Seattle doesn't have any black people to force out of their homes.

[souprman 10477]

Seattle tried to "get" some black people back in the '90's but it turned into a whole thing.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I don't know if you could really call it "gentrifying", since Seattle doesn't have any black people to force out of their homes.

 

Now you've done it.

 

For the next week its going to be Ken Griffey Jr this, Jimmy Hendrix that. Oh and maybe you've heard of Sir Mix-a-lot? Because Chanson sure as fuck has heard of him!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

good thing you bought three copies

 

Yea, I would have bought more but that was all my fixed gear bike could hold

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

Jan jr. Esq. are you Anthony Blanche? Can we be best friends please?

Yes and yes please