Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend

[Silvrwoman 4998]

My neighborhood is gentrifying, it has stores that I actually want to go to now... I hate it.

Great, maybe you can pick us up some more sriracha books and mustache themed stationary

[chanson 9697]

I don't know if you could really call it "gentrifying", since Seattle doesn't have any black people to force out of their homes.

 

Sounds like you don't know what gentrifying means (hint: it's in the name). Also sounds like you think Seattle is Portland. Cool stuff.

[seeley 836]

I don't really know how to use this feature

 

Fuckin' guy doesn't even know what friendship is, you think he's gonna know about gentrification?

[chanson 9697]

 

Fuckin' guy doesn't even know what friendship is, you think he's gonna know about gentrification?

 

fair point

[Rose_Cream 1246]

 

I don't know if you could really call it "gentrifying", since Seattle doesn't have any black people to force out of their homes.

 

 

Seriously ABRAXAS, make your arguments kount

 

...actually kinda makes a funny acronym S.A.M.Y.A.K....

[souprman 10477]

I'll use it in a couple sentences.

 

"Squarespace is one company leading the continued gentrification of the internet".

 

"People used to be afraid they were going to get shot when they came to my website until Squarespace gentrified it".

 

This post paid for by Squarespace. Squarespace - Build it Beautiful!

[Jakal 4475]

Chapter 3: Samyak

 

Samyak samyak, Samyak samyka, samyka Samyka. Samyak, samyak. Samyak, samyka samyak, Samyak samyka Samyak samyak. Samyak samyak samyka samyak samyka Samyak, samyak. Samyak samyak, Samyak samyka Samyak, samyak. Samyak samyka samyak samyak samyak samyak samyka Samyak, samyak. Samyak samyak-samyak samyka Samyak, samyak. Samyak.

[chanson 9697]

Seattle

 

American

 

Metropolitan

 

Youthful

 

Anus

 

Klub

[souprman 10477]

On the first day of Samyak my true love gave to me - one gol-den duuuude!

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samyak

[ABRAXAS 366]

I feel like I've struck some kind of nerve...

[ABRAXAS 366]

I can't tell who's being ironic and who's not anymore where am I

[devscoots 2561]

Dear Paul,

 

What kind of life, apart from comedy, do you find yourself imagining having in moments of idle reminiscence?

 

 

Warm regards, devscoots

[devscoots 2561]

goddammit foiled by time yet again

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

Foiled by time? You sound just like the The Time traveler's Wife's husband

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

goddammit foiled by time yet again

 

No, I think it'll be fine devscoots. I'm not totally sure how it works, but I think it's still yesterday in Australia.

[nohorseman 5423]

So after months, you all know:

serve as man, yearn as kings.

Saturdays all manner'f youths act kindly;

Sunday arrives? Manners yet again kneel.

Softly, a motion yanks attention, keening.

Surviving among mobs, you affect kinship.

[Houston 4819]

It's the 21st Century and people are still idly using 'samyak' callously ignoring it's dark and devious origins. I'm not trying to censor comedy, but some things just aren't funny.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Devious may be a bit of an overstatement Houston. If I remember correctly the term originated when Samantha got totally fucked up at that one party and yakked all over Trevor's mom's white couch. Gross, yes. Hilarious, yes. Dark, yes, because she had just eaten WAY too much chocolate cake. Devious? Not sure. I mean, yes it was devious of them to try throwing a massive kegger while Trevor's mom was at that orthopedists' conference in Minneapolis. But kids are going to be kids, and anyway, Trevor kind of had to host the party since the O'Flannahannerty brothers' parents cancelled their vacation at the last minute. It would have been so much better at their house, because of their sick swimming pool, but it was still pretty fun. That Samyak was legendary.

[souprman 10477]

I can't tell who's being ironic and who's not anymore where am I

stop admitting things AbRocks's.

[SteveH 11126]

you're in the jungle, baby

[kobthatreal 5896]

His name was Samyak.

[souprman 10477]

you're in the jungle, baby

you've got a friend?

 

 

anything?

[Houston 4819]

Devious may be a bit of an overstatement Houston. If I remember correctly the term originated when Samantha got totally fucked up at that one party and yakked all over Trevor's mom's white couch. Gross, yes. Hilarious, yes. Dark, yes, because she had just eaten WAY too much chocolate cake. Devious? Not sure. I mean, yes it was devious of them to try throwing a massive kegger while Trevor's mom was at that orthopedists' conference in Minneapolis. But kids are going to be kids, and anyway, Trevor kind of had to host the party since the O'Flannahannerty brothers' parents cancelled their vacation at the last minute. It would have been so much better at their house, because of their sick swimming pool, but it was still pretty fun. That Samyak was legendary.

 

Love your revisionist history Spunky. Sure Samantha could've paced herself better. Sure she could've eaten before the party to mitigate the impact of the booze. That said, we both know that there was a Yak at the party well before she vomited. The exact details are unknown, but we all know that the ghost writer for City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold stole the 'it's a bull' milking joke from the rumors surrounding this party. So keep down playing the true tales behind Samyak if you must, but the truth will out you.

[xoValeriexo 4369]

I'm looking forward to the next hangout. I hope some of the newest newbies will attend because y'all have straight up won me over already. And SteveH too. Guys? Next Friday so Jack Russell Terrier or whatever the fuck will chill out?

[Game of Scones 5812]

i'll have to think of some new questions/insults