Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336 Posted October 14, 2015 hayes on the best show (hollywood handbook) today was great, and he's going on tom scharpling's show (forgot the title) streaming now 13 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted October 14, 2015 "Want to listen to my favorite R.E.M. album?" Tom murmured. "You should get close to me if you know what's good for you," Tom intimated intimidatingly. "I have an idea... marry me or I'll stab you," Tom proposed pointedly. "Ah, I dropped my knife because I'm also holding a bunch of plant babies," Tom disarmingly conceded. "Oh! You're strangling me!" Tom gasped. (I couldn't think of anything good for this one) "Ugh, I can't breathe anymore...!" said Tom ex-aspiratedly. "Ah... I can see my other favorite REM album..." croaked Tom, meeting his Reckoning. 15 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted October 14, 2015 also I couldn't fit these in anywhere, maybe because they're dumb "I'm aware of Cathy (the comic strip) and her catchphrase," Tom acknowledged. "Yeah, I suppose whenever I say Cathy's catchphrase, I also say the opposite of 'east' strangely", Tom acquiesced. "You're right, I didn't need that ferd," Tom deferred. " I should also mention I split my vulge in two," Tom divulged. 13 Share this post Link to post
lizzy 1946 Posted October 14, 2015 Would something about a snake work for the "gasped" one, or is that too much of a stretch? 4 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted October 14, 2015 Let me take a stab at it... "No, no. The accelerator is the one on the right," Tom gasped. (to be fair, I'm not totally sure that ones like this count, since they only make sense if you see them written.) Also,PS, this one is fucking awesome! "I'm aware of Cathy (the comic strip) and her catchphrase," Tom acknowledged. 10 Share this post Link to post
seeley 836 Posted October 14, 2015 That Cathy one is wonderful, for sure. "Come on, let me 'elp you drive this car back to the funeral parlor, yeah?" Tom coerced 8 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted October 14, 2015 hi my guillotine worked but my neck skin is too strong for any blade, unfortunately im still alive 21 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted October 14, 2015 hi my guillotine worked but my neck skin is too strong for any blade, unfortunately im still alive Was your guillotine just one of your kids with a steak knife? 5 Share this post Link to post
Danny Boy Wizard 1342 Posted October 14, 2015 Was your guillotine just one of your kids with a steak knife? Jeffrey cut in, childishly. 14 Share this post Link to post
MusicalGuest 380 Posted October 14, 2015 I like how Gemberling the x-treme deviant ended up in the role of deeply confused straight-man to Sean and Hayes 9 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted October 14, 2015 Jeffrey cut in, childishly. Danny lashed out, like a...boy... with words.... that were all sharp and um...hurty. nailed it. 4 Share this post Link to post
Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336 Posted October 14, 2015 woohoo they took my call on best show. that was fun and i started immediately shaking when i heard tom's voice in my ear. 6 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted October 14, 2015 Looked up the definition of "scallywag". I was unaware of it's dark etymology. I apologize for being a southern stereotype. 2 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted October 14, 2015 "That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled. 7 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted October 14, 2015 "It was pretty cool how I became Dracula for a second" Tom recounted. Editing a double post is fun. 10 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted October 14, 2015 "That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled. 4 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted October 14, 2015 "It was pretty cool how I became Dracula for a second" Tom recounted. Editing a double post is fun. Way to make me look like an asshole... 5 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted October 14, 2015 "That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled. "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe is a terrible movie!" Joe Lerini ventured. 4 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted October 14, 2015 "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe is a terrible movie!" Joe Lerini ventured. For real, though, how did Chris Pratt get so buff so quickly? 1 Share this post Link to post
Jack Johnson P.I. 3649 Posted October 14, 2015 For real, though, how did Chris Pratt get so buff so quickly? "Strict diet and exercise," Chris push-upped. Did I do it right? 7 Share this post Link to post
lizzy 1946 Posted October 14, 2015 woohoo they took my call on best show. that was fun and i started immediately shaking when i heard tom's voice in my ear. That is exactly what happened when I called in! He sounds so different on the phone. Or he did to my terrified brain. 3 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted October 14, 2015 Was your guillotine just one of your kids with a steak knife? yes and now child protective services has taken my children away from me, greggy improvised 19 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted October 14, 2015 That is exactly what happened when I called in! He sounds so different on the phone. Or he did to my terrified brain. I'm excited to listen to this now that I know you guys are on it. My voice sounds different on the phone too - for some reason my voice becomes several octaves higher. I'm gonna blame it on society 4 Share this post Link to post
devscoots 2561 Posted October 14, 2015 Man, how do anyone keep up with these bits? Too much posts, too much bits. 10 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted October 14, 2015 Horniest week on the forums since that time Andrew went full blown mental horn dog on us all a few weeks ago. 16 Share this post Link to post
