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EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend

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"Want to listen to my favorite R.E.M. album?" Tom murmured.

"You should get close to me if you know what's good for you," Tom intimated intimidatingly.

"I have an idea... marry me or I'll stab you," Tom proposed pointedly.

"Ah, I dropped my knife because I'm also holding a bunch of plant babies," Tom disarmingly conceded.

"Oh! You're strangling me!" Tom gasped. (I couldn't think of anything good for this one)

"Ugh, I can't breathe anymore...!" said Tom ex-aspiratedly.

"Ah... I can see my other favorite REM album..." croaked Tom, meeting his Reckoning.

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also I couldn't fit these in anywhere, maybe because they're dumb

"I'm aware of Cathy (the comic strip) and her catchphrase," Tom acknowledged.

"Yeah, I suppose whenever I say Cathy's catchphrase, I also say the opposite of 'east' strangely", Tom acquiesced.

 

"You're right, I didn't need that ferd," Tom deferred.

" I should also mention I split my vulge in two," Tom divulged.

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Would something about a snake work for the "gasped" one, or is that too much of a stretch?

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Let me take a stab at it...

 

"No, no. The accelerator is the one on the right," Tom gasped.

 

(to be fair, I'm not totally sure that ones like this count, since they only make sense if you see them written.)

 

 

Also,PS, this one is fucking awesome!

 

"I'm aware of Cathy (the comic strip) and her catchphrase," Tom acknowledged.

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That Cathy one is wonderful, for sure.

 

"Come on, let me 'elp you drive this car back to the funeral parlor, yeah?" Tom coerced

 

:mellow::rolleyes:

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hi my guillotine worked but my neck skin is too strong for any blade, unfortunately im still alive

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hi my guillotine worked but my neck skin is too strong for any blade, unfortunately im still alive

 

Was your guillotine just one of your kids with a steak knife?

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I like how Gemberling the x-treme deviant ended up in the role of deeply confused straight-man to Sean and Hayes

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Jeffrey cut in, childishly.

Danny lashed out, like a...boy... with words.... that were all sharp and um...hurty.

 

nailed it.

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Looked up the definition of "scallywag". I was unaware of it's dark etymology.

I apologize for being a southern stereotype.

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"That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled.

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"It was pretty cool how I became Dracula for a second" Tom recounted.

 

Editing a double post is fun.

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"That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled.

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"It was pretty cool how I became Dracula for a second" Tom recounted.

 

Editing a double post is fun.

 

Way to make me look like an asshole...

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"That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled.

"Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe is a terrible movie!" Joe Lerini ventured.

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"Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe is a terrible movie!" Joe Lerini ventured.

 

For real, though, how did Chris Pratt get so buff so quickly?

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For real, though, how did Chris Pratt get so buff so quickly?

 

"Strict diet and exercise," Chris push-upped.

 

Did I do it right?

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woohoo they took my call on best show. that was fun and i started immediately shaking when i heard tom's voice in my ear.

That is exactly what happened when I called in! He sounds so different on the phone. Or he did to my terrified brain.

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Was your guillotine just one of your kids with a steak knife?

yes and now child protective services has taken my children away from me, greggy improvised

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That is exactly what happened when I called in! He sounds so different on the phone. Or he did to my terrified brain.

I'm excited to listen to this now that I know you guys are on it.

My voice sounds different on the phone too - for some reason my voice becomes several octaves higher. I'm gonna blame it on society

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Man, how do anyone keep up with these bits?

 

 

Too much posts, too much bits.

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Horniest week on the forums since that time Andrew went full blown mental horn dog on us all a few weeks ago.

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