EPISODE 113 — Listeners, Our Close Friends 3

[elizamuffins 4228]

Must just be a running joke at Earwolf how the bad boys over at Wolf Cool aren't as popular as they think they are because everyone comedy is a hater and it isn't a supportive community. SMDH! And if you can't tell this is a character I am posting as LORD HELP YOU AND PLEASE GO BACK TO REDDIT AND STAY THERE.

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

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[AlbinLundholm 4020]

??

 

Let's start a chain lol

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Wolfpop isn't terrible, i actually like IWTT and The Canon a good amount. Maltin on Movies was exciting at first, and then I realized that he was a meme.

 

Wolfcool is the greatest, obviously. Talkin' Turkey is one of the biggest cult podcasts right now.

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

OK yes hi, I'm checking in ONLY to say that unlike the OTHER Josh, I would have totally understood when Sean and Hayes were talking about famous shit-talker Larry Bird and his performances in the All-Star Game 3-point contests, and also remember he was like "I'm going to get the ball right here and shoot it" and he TOLD THE OTHER PLAYER where he was going to shoot! And then he made it! And Xavier McDaniels is like "the boy is bad, what can I say," but actually he means GOOD, because it's a cool way to say that.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Audio's my favourite thing to listen to

 

Tight TC69 post here.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I wasted a lot of time this morning.

 

Here is a snapshot of current shows releasing now, mean of the past 5 episodes' Soundcloud numbers (if available). Click to embiggen lol. What a weird word! hahaha. embiggen!

It's a perfectly cromulent word!

[thejjar 5031]

 

Tight TC69 post here.

 

Don't be prejudiced. That was funny

[chanson 9697]

I went skiing today and I am also going tomorrow.

 

Neenerneenerneener

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

How should I feel about the event which transpired only seconds before I took the above photo?

 

A ) Relieved: Phew, that was a close one, I almost ate a dead ladybug

 

B ) Afraid: Wait, how many ladybugs did I eat before I noticed this ladybug?

• B.1) Afraid and Guilty: Who knows how many ladybugs I just ate. Poor ladybugs! I boiled them to death! What an awful way to die.
  

 

C )Guilty: This is what I get for buying and consuming non-local produce. Artichokes aren't even in-season.

• C.1) Guilty and Afraid: Man, I knew I should have bought something in-season. There's no telling how much pesticides and genetic modifications went into the making of this artichoke. How long has my life been shortened? We're all just guinea pigs! And also CA drought!
  

 

D ) Protein

 

E ) Both B.1 and C.1

[thejjar 5031]

 

How should I feel about the event which transpired only seconds before I took the above

 

Tbh I wouldn't eat old oyster shells regardless of accompanied bugs. That's just me though

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

Tbh I wouldn't eat old oyster shells regardless of accompanied bugs. That's just me though

Yea, but everyone knows that eating fresh oyster shells is an aphrodisiac and you have to wait until the shells age before you eat them or else you'll get way too horny

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

 

Don't be prejudiced. That was funny

Tbf to him I always pre juice my posts too

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Tbf to him I always pre juice my posts too

 

I gotta recognize tight posts when they're made.

[dixon 5920]

Tbh I wouldn't eat old oyster shells regardless of accompanied bugs. That's just me though

 

You must not eat a lot of oysters as that is obviously not an oyster shell. What silvr's got there is a fossilized piece of hairy wood. You can find them in most candy shops usually near the jaw breakers and rock candy. The wood's been hardened and sweetened by nature over the centuries and makes for a great treat. You just kind of gnaw on and gum it like you would a really hard piece of fudge. It's not uncommon for old bugs to be stuck in there. You're just supposed to spit them out like sunflower seed shells.

[kobthatreal 5896]

 

 

 

 

Thought this was a toenail. Feeling disgusted.

[robinsbruce 4985]

too horny

 

Lulz. No such thing, mon frere.

[elizamuffins 4228]

When Sean said "Merry Fucking Christmas" I hope you all recognized that he must have read this post by me:

 

http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/26605-episode-107-%E2%80%94-paul-f-tompkins-and-joe-wengert-present-brandon-content-a-wolfcool-exclusive-character/page__st__80__p__177425#entry177425

 

in reference to this greatest of all time basketball story http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/02/larry-bird-coldest-trash-talking-stories/merry-christmas

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I also thought it was a toenail, and was pretty sickened that Silvrwoman thought that was an ok thing to post here.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Omg it's artichoke!!!!!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

I think everyone is just doing an artijoke.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Omg it's artichoke!!!!!

 

Wait, why are you eating toenails? Have we learned nothing from "My Strange Addiction" smdh yall

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

My wife's old doggy Jackson somehow knew instinctively the right way to eat from an artichoke leaf. That dog was a genius of eating. Here's a picture of what he looked like.

 

 

If you've never seen a dog's dick before, well...you're welcome. Now you have.

 

He's dead now so please don't make fun of his dick.

[piemanpie24 1119]

My wife's old doggy Jackson somehow knew instinctively the right way to eat from an artichoke leaf. That dog was a genius of eating. Here's a picture of what he looked like.

 

 

If you've never seen a dog's dick before, well...you're welcome. Now you have.

 

He's dead now so please don't make fun of his dick.

They will say the same thing about Ron Jeremy when he passes

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Wait, why are you eating toenails? Have we learned nothing from "My Strange Addiction" smdh yall

No, that's disgusting, I would never eat my toenails; I'm in a serious relationship with Jennifer, Allison, Katie, Amy, Rebecca, Josephine, Caroline, Caroline 2, Caroline 3, and Tim (my toenails):

 

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