Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

[Amy the Gorilla 732]

Damn. I don't think I've ever watched Urban cowboy 100% mostly just because it's just utterly miserable and kinda boring, but The music, the way they dress, and the fact we used to live in a mobile home, reminds me of my earliest memories of being a tiny babychild in the mid/late 80's DFW. Hell my mom's wedding dress looked similar to Debera Winger's in that movie.

[jarrycanada 2483]

Damn. I don't think I've ever watched Urban cowboy 100% mostly just because it's just utterly miserable and kinda boring, but The music, the way they dress, and the fact we used to live in a mobile home, reminds me of my earliest memories of being a tiny babychild in the mid/late 80's DFW. Hell my mom's wedding dress looked similar to Debera Winger's in that movie.

 

My favorite part of the story is the urban cowboy dream home, after john travolta gets married he buys his knew blushing bride, the most wonderful place on earth.

 

 

and shes just thrilled to live there. like it's been her dream home all her life.

[RyanSz 3140]

 

I didn't think he was the only one, just one of very few. Hopefully they keep good records and tell the kids who they should and should not procreate with...

They mentioned that he was the most potent, but he wasn't the only one, which exemplifies my question of why they weren't sending one of the lesser guys out on this run rather than what amounts to their top stud?

 

Also I was hoping to find a little bit more information on the sequels to this movie, mainly the second sequel, yet I just ended up with more questions. Mainly involving the director, IMDB does include some of his credits as Maxwell T. Bird, but there is also a Mr. T. Bird listing that he would occasionally receive, and that the later part of his career he was hiring a lot more softcore and hardcore porn actresses in his movies, almost to the point where he was basically a low grade Andy Sidaris. So I don't know if he's either a failed director turned failed porn director or vice versa. What's also interesting is that while he died in 2003, he's still received six director and nine writer (mainly story by) after his death, which is surprising considering when an someone in the business dies, they maybe get one or two posthumous credits that aren't "in memory of" or "special thanks," so to see a guy get almost ten credits posthumously, some as recently as last year, is insane.

[tomspanks 9039]

We broke up not long after because I was always pulling stupid jokes on here, and laughing whenever she said something. In fairness to me though, she thought Colonel Sanders' name was "Ken Tucky", and once, after complaining that her thong was riding up, said "Ahhhh, I've worn the wrong ones again", implying that she had worn the wrong underwear on more than one occasion. It was destined to fail.

 

What does this mean? She wore the wrong thongs as in someone else's thongs? Why would she even have the wrong thongs in her possession? And shouldn't thongs "ride up" anyway?

[Smigg 1488]

 

What does this mean? She wore the wrong thongs as in someone else's thongs? Why would she even have the wrong thongs in her possession? And shouldn't thongs "ride up" anyway?

 

We had gone out, and she's fidgeting, and she's going "My pants are riding up my arse!" to which I said "Isn't that what happens when you wear a thong?" she then said "I'm not wearing one", so I told her "You got dressed in front of me", then it dawned on her, and then said "Ahhhhh, I've worn the wrong ones again!" and then inexplicably started sulking.

 

So, she either didn't mean to wear a thong that day, and put them on in a hurry, or she took a gamble and didn't pay off, all I know is, she proclaimed that she had "the wrong ones on", and I died laughing, asked her how she didn't notice until that point.

 

The long and short of it, she was spectacularly dumb, not even the adorable, naive kind of dumb, it was the belligerent kind of dumb, where she'd throw temper tantrums over the tiniest thing, which is usually when she didn't know how to do something, so she'd just throw it.

 

Imagine this girl, that's what she was like

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rfi8ZoM5jk

 

In fact, here's something that perfectly encapsulates it. We were watching TV, and she fell asleep. The show that was on had ended, and I hadn't changed the channel (that's the important part). She wakes up, and then says "Put it back on!", I said "It's finished", she's then adamant that I've changed the channel, and I'm telling her "No, you fell asleep", she wouldn't have it.

 

Then, she throws a bitch fit because she'd missed the end of the show, blaming me because I didn't wake her up, blaming the TV channel because they put it on at a "Stupid time", although she could have watched it on the on demand in the morning, or a repeat another day "No, I wanted to know what happened now", she was mental

[CarloVanstiphout 34]

Just caught a correction while listening to this episode: Paul says that Roddy Piper gets replaced by Lou Ferrigno in the sequel; but it was actually Robert Z'Dar. The henchman with the impressive jawline from Tango & Cash.

Also I mentioned this before, but in Toad Warrior (the third instalment of the series) they were straight up out of fucks to give so they gave adult movie actress Jill Kelly a leading role.

[CooperWiseman 14]

This is the 2nd HDTGM movie in a row where a character drinks an ancient beer has been found buried in a cave

 

Also this is the 2nd movie to feature Cec Verrell. She also played a Hooker in Runaway

[zombiemaster 2]

Is he really a rapist?

 

What if, not only is he not a rapist, but the tales of his sexual prowess are false?

 

The Police guys daughter. What would happen if she were caught having sex with a man her alpha male father hates? Maybe she claims she was raped to save herself from her fathers wrath? This would explain why Hell is denying the claim when we first meet him.

 

As for his sexual prowess, we know he left a trail of ladies in his wake, but we him not wanting to have sex with ladies in the film, even when they throw themselves at him. Maybe the legend of Hell and the man who is Hell are not the same. Maybe he likes ladies, but has terrible judgement and keeps getting into trouble and run out of towns? Then add in some telephone game, and Hell because sex craved maniac. Maybe?

 

RIP Piper.

[CooperWiseman 14]

How was the name "Hellman" brought up, and not one single mayonnaise joke?

Especially with the fact that his semen was plot-central. Mayo/sperm jokes basically write themselves

[CooperWiseman 14]

<li>The Girl in the training video looks like the blonde woman from Sex and the City</li>

<li>Sam seems embarrassed when the border guards see him in the car. Does he know them? Why would he care?</li>

<li><strong>Sandahl Bergman has 2 different sets of 'sexy' underwear. The first time she has an army green bra and panties with lace but the second set is plain white. I think the first time she was prepared and in her military seduction uniform, then the second time it was more spur of the moment and she had to make do with the underwear she was already wearing.</strong></li>

<li>Samdall and Cec escorts seem surprised when they find out Sam 'cleaned up' the random desert woman. Where did he go to clean her up? Why did they have a spare pink jumpsuit?</li>

<li>During the bondage scene where Hell is tying up Sandahl Bergman I realized that a large part of this movie is a loose collection of vaguely erotic things, but arranged in a way that will not arouse anyone</li>

<li><strong>About the age of discount Crocodile Dundee, Hell says "He was 80 when I was born". Judging by Hell's age (about 35-40) the guy would have to be 115-140 years old</strong></li>

<li>Why doesn't the proximity alarm on Hell's dick go off when she is taken to palace? It seems like that's much farther away than when Hell tried to run away from her</li>

<li>Cec Verrell was waiting for a signal from the old guy. HOWEVER they didnt even know he was IN frogtown when they first went into frogtown</li>

<li><strong>Hell survives falling 2 stories onto a BOX OF GUNS</strong></li>

<li>Sandahl Bergman's plan discussion during the scarves "I've come...to rescue...you...with...a plan"</li>

<li><strong>Sandahl Bergman's escape plan is to leave. That's it. The conversation goes like this</strong><br />

<em>Sandahl: Let's leave through that door<br />

Harem Girl: We can't leave<br />

SB: Yes you can<br />

HG: Maybe we can</em></li>

<li>RE: Fury Road comparisons, Toady and Max have the SAME VOICE</li>

<li>For some reason Hell could not reach his hand 1 inch back for the sword without help from a harem girl</li>

<li>The 'exploded' car looks like it was carefully taken apart and then set on fire</li>

<li>The finishing move is a fucking 3 stooges eye poke</li>

</ul>

[Cainnon 34]

Has any one ever been to the Clairmont in Atlanta "where strippers go to die" ? It's one of the oldest strip clubs in the nation and is known for having old and strange dancers. The first time I went there I threw a crumpled up dollar bill at a dancer who was well over 50 and had several surgical scars on her torso. After her song was over she came over and hugged me still topless gross boobs in my face then we had a beer together. In the movie When they were at the bar I couldn't help but have fond memories of this place because of how nasty and hot the frogs are.

[taylor anne photo 11311]

[RyanSz 3140]

Has any one ever been to the Clairmont in Atlanta "where strippers go to die" ? It's one of the oldest strip clubs in the nation and is known for having old and strange dancers. The first time I went there I threw a crumpled up dollar bill at a dancer who was well over 50 and had several surgical scars on her torso. After her song was over she came over and hugged me still topless gross boobs in my face then we had a beer together. In the movie When they were at the bar I couldn't help but have fond memories of this place because of how nasty and hot the frogs are.

Haven't been there, but that sounds a lot like those strip clubs that are attached to all-in-one truck stops that are around the US. Vice did a documentary on these clubs and they are a grim bunch of places. The dancers weren't too bad yet, most were working at these places since the clubs are in the middle of nowhere where there isn't much else where they can make the kind of money that they can at the club, or score the same type of meth. It was the attendees who were the real creep-os, most clearly hadn't had any real human contact in quite some time and I would not be surprised if at least a quarter of them were horror movie-esque serial killers.

[Blast Hardcheese 636]

 

Hey Taylor Ann, your next post will be your 666th!

[Cameron H. 23786]

 

 

Awwwwwww, yeah!

 

 

 

But seriously, don't ever leave us again...

 

[taylor anne photo 11311]

Hey Taylor Ann, your next post will be your 666th!

 

Awwwwwww, yeah!

 

 

 

But seriously, don't ever leave us again...

 

[Amy the Gorilla 732]

HOLY shit you guys!

 

"What if there was a dubstep song but instead of the drop there was just the Seinfeld theme song" (Soundcloud)

[OoofMaGOOF 348]

"I'm the Jason of my group"

 

 

Also, it was oddly satisfying to hear that guy get called out for calling it "Co-oors"

[JenniferGrünwald 66]

Also, it was oddly satisfying to hear that guy get called out for calling it "Co-oors"

 

Abso-fucking-lutely. I would've counted it as a correction if they hadn't.

[jarrycanada 2483]

I think this speaks for itself.

 

 

if your going to show a picture of Danny Trejo eating tacos you better show the full on deal..

Top that!

[IJoinedJustForThis 35]

Haven't read the comments yet, I had a comp failure recently and the esposito-episode comments from all sides (read that again, *all* sides) were so bad I nearly got cancer, so I've abstained.

 

But I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, and finally watched the movie just now. Turns out it is *not* the movie I mistook it for. From what I can scrape together, I must have watched some softcore sex-comedy when I was very young. It seemed very nearly to be this one, but now I can recall that the last fertile guy was adrift at sea when some unspecified/unexplained desaster rendered everyone sterile.

 

I'm going to read this thread at some later point, and if anyone dared to say anything bad about "They Live", I have only this to say: I am going to find you, and you are going down.

[Conal Cochran 21]

Natasha Leggero's histrionic laughter is like a dentist drill to the ears, and made this a very tough listen. Won't be revisiting this one.

[Glen Toran 94]

Natasha Leggero's histrionic laughter is like a dentist drill to the ears, and made this a very tough listen. Won't be revisiting this one.

 

But she was barely piping up, so you could force yourself if you had too.

[John G. 2]

I seriously don't understand why you think it's ok to have 4- 6 ads in one fucking show. It's already a live show. So, you're charging money to the people there. I listen to hundreds of podcasts and nobody puts as many fucking ads in their show as you do when they're not live, let alone when they're not.

 

I love comedy bang bang, and I was able to get their current live show, 30 episodes in one month by paying for one month of Howl.fm. But I didn't even pay for it, because they offered me an introductory month. So for free, I'm getting 30 episodes of Comedy Bang Bang live with no commercials, except they make a joke about Leesa mattresses in the middle sometimes, and it's become part of the show. It's fun.

 

This show, getting money from the live performance, puts 2 ads up front, then stops the fucking show, once, twice, three times in the fucking show for paul to shill nonsense at me. I understand you have to make enough money to put the show on, but you guys are fucking greedy. How much would I have to pay for a premium service for you to stop cramming each episode full of ads?

[firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr 3590]

hey john ... what do you call a sad strawberry?

 

 

a blueberry