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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You have to break a few knees to make an omelet, if you work for the mafia but cannot afford eggs

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 292 views

  2. Go ahead and fill me up. …And while you’re at it, put some gas in my car too, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 248 views

  3. You spent so long wondering if you Dollycould you never stopped to think if you Dollyshould. Build Dollywood.

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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    • 182 views

  4. Two girls one cup? What kind of beer pong tournament is this?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 445 views

  5. Here comes a stinky but a goodie.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 362 views

  6. A whole hole’s a whole lotta nothin’ at all.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 310 views

  7. Call me old fashioned but I'm just a cocktail made from bitters, sugar, whiskey and an orange peel.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 228 views

  8. Is it just me, or does everybody’s Social Security number start with 298-30-3445?

    By Dunky Fumps,
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    • 312 views

  9. Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 2 replies
    • 380 views

  10. Honkin' on Bobo sounds more like an Aerosmith activity than an Aerosmith album

    By honkyray,
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    • 241 views

  11. Life partner, you're so hot you burn like the molten cheese in the center of a Totino's pizza roll. Monogamy!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 232 views

  12. Oh yeah, Doc?! Well GOOD!!! I WANT stage 3 ass cancer!!! I like it!!! Make it stage 4, go ahead, bring it on!!! 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 221 views

  13. I know I'll never be Haile Selassie but, if I concentrate, I feel I could become at least somewhat Selassie.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 242 views

  14. Dial 1 for my butt. That is your only option, you may not hang up the call.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views

  15. Over the hills and through the woods to my drug dealers house I go.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  16. Shake a tail feather at Floyd Mayweather. Do the Rumba with Samantha Mumba. Take a dump with Brad Pitt.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 184 views

  17. If you really wanted to be a DJ you would've spiked your hair by now.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 242 views

  18. French me like your math teacher, and I'll Spanish you like my civics teacher.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 228 views

  19. I'll sleep when you're dead.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 186 views

  20. You know what they say, mom never loved you.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 214 views

  21. The only thing we have to fear is my old nemesis Bruno Duro and his handy hook hand that he uses to pull people’s intestines out

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  22. I'll shit when I'm dead!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  23. One species' faeces is another breed's feed

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views

  24. Today is the first day of the breast of your wife

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  25. Don't let his penis come between us, I only have one towel to clean us.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 173 views
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