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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I take a little sloppy poo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. The moment Snuffy trampled the giant yellow bird god to death, all the other Snuffleupagi knew their herd mating ritual had begun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. The Monkees and Seal made love and created Gorillaz and Phish.

    By Kevin Bartelt,   
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  4. The monkey was slain by a mulberry branch. Jizz! goes the weasel.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  5. The monkeys are back or else your Dad just ate all the bananas and smeared his shit on the kitchen walls again. Either way it's gonna be a great day.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. The Monologue which Offends Reggie into Leaving

    By Brady Bro,   
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  7. The mood of the date changed after I asked if she'd like to compare ringworm. Women, right?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie and now I've got red sauce on my retina

    By A Plate of Grapes,
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  9. The moon is shining and the mimes are stirring so throw it up your ass if your pager’s chirping

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The moon is waning, but I’m not complaining. I don’t like people seeing my butt.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  11. The moon needs its king, and the king his moon

    By ImAChuckster,
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  12. The moonlighting magician gestured to the display at Banana Republic. “Pick a cardigan! Any cardigan!”

    By ForeignServer,
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  13. The more digits of pi you know, the less digits from females you'll get.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. The more drunk I get the harder it is to shit

    By Friend of P,
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  15. The more I contemplate life and death, the more awesome I think it will be if everyone wears a Predator mask at my funeral.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. The more wishes you make, the more words it will take, so keep 'em short please.

    By Danny Boyko,   
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  17. The more you dingle, the more you dangle, but Papa John's no father of mine!

    By Gary_Tingle,
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  18. The more you don't bone me, the hornier I get.

    By SamThomadon,
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  19. The more you fart, the better you feel, so stay away from elevators.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. The more you get dick, the more you need WIC.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. The more you play with it, the more it'll grow on you, so stop jerking off and help me raise this puppy!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. The more you think about it, the truer it gets: mouth is the butthole of the mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. The morning paper smelled of pasta sauce & plagiarism. How to win Frisbees & infiltrate peepholes, volume 69.

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. The most beautiful phrase in the English language is "post-coital moist POTUS"

    By daddysboy,
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  25. The most blatant case of whitewashing in film would have to be Tom Sawyer. It did look fun though.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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