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Not once did the green baize vampire mention a soggy bottom

I now work with one British guy and am very close friends with a few more that live here in Japan. I was explaining this movie to them, none of them had heard of it, but most thought it sounded like a ploy to get a typical pub going musical avoiding type of gentlemen interested in musicals.

I'm in this Buckcherry music video Tight Pants

good to see joel back on the show. his last ep is one of my favorites.

I was born with three noses, dad. OBVIOUSLY I can smell what The Rock is cooking.

Man this Humpty fella sure is hard to put back together...we should get some horses in here to help out!

Face down, ass up, that’s the way I wash my ass

That's cool! However, this will always be the original Tight Pants video for me.

If I’ve said it once, now I’ve said it three times.

But it wasn't until he told me to stop milking the situation that I realized I was on Jersey Shore.

Have all those episodes of Bake Off not helped your comprehension?

I watched with captions and it didn’t help me. Like I knew they were speaking English, but I couldn’t understand what they were talking about.

No, if they do come here to spy on us they would never admit it because this forum isn't "cool". You could send a question to: AsktheBoys@Earwolf.com But it could get lost in the shuffle.

Am I the plane at the airshow that sucks and just doesn't know it?

For sure. A lot of women's perfume for me falls into either floral, baby powder, musk, or middle school bathroom which is a hodgepodge of all three. Oh man, durian. I'd heard so much about it but had never experienced it until a couple of years ago. I was grabbing some cream wafer cookies at my local Asian market and noticed they'd started carrying the durian flavor. So I bought a package (along with my usual packages of taro, coconut, and strawberry), got home, and then was assaulted by the smell. The smell. There was no way to know before I opened the wrapper what awaited me. It was like breaking the seal on an ancient king's tomb; curses and reanimated bodies and all. But surely the taste would make up for it! Nope. Durian is just not for me. And maybe the real thing would be, not artificial cream sandwiched in a cookie, but I'm not dying to find out. I put the rest of the cookies in two, TWO Ziplock bags (the smell permeated through both of them), and tossed them in our outside garbage can. That garbage can smelled like rancid death for days after the city emptied it.

I got chosen on this one (asked to pet the kitty). It was my first attempt, but I did indeed sound terrible. They cut out a part of me excitedly cooing over the cat, and that's fine.

It turns out the characters in this are inspired by real life snooker players. The green baize vampire is based on Ray "Dracula" Reardon and Jimmy "The Whirlwind" Webb. I don't know how The Whirlwind ties into an American western hero but, I guess so? I couldn't find any information about them wagering their careers or even notable matches against each other. So, I not sure why these two other than they were big figures in snooker in their day.

Actually, I agree. While, I’m not going to lie, it took me a while to get through it, I did have a grudging respect for it. You don’t really get movies like this, not just anymore, but even then. It was just so absurd.

This may be a controversial stance, while I don't think this was a good movie I don't think I disliked it though. The story is beyond simple and the snooker players are very cartoony, but it just made me think about why aren't their more sports based musicals and how other sports could translate into musicals. Snooker, when not at the highest level, could make for a lot of musical chances as one person sings as the other plays and back and forth. I appreciate the big swing and miss they took and can't hate them for it. I probably won't remember any of the songs, but I like the gumption of those involved and hope they went on to try more unique and new things.

You’ve got to respect a movie whose title and opening score makes you feel like you’re about to sit down and play an old school SNES game...

I feel so upset right now because as a child this was one of my favorite movies and watching the trailer now I'm realizing just how garbage it really is.