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There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.

We no longer live together, but we're still friends and trust me... she's not LOL But yeah The Huntsmen really wasn't a good franchise either, but at least Charlize Theron was a better queen and it looked prettier to me lol.

Hey! Hands off, Santa! These are MY milk and cookies!

This was my problem with it: Stephen King. Most every problem I had with this was the writing and it followed the book pretty closely. Some of this, especially in the last act, seems very silly or under developed which is a problem I had with the book. There is one minor change I think ultimately makes the final act pretty weak. In the book, the True Knot people had basically no steam stored and continuing going after Abra because Rose is desperate. It's basically win or die as I recall. In this, it makes Rose seem stupid to confront her alone knowing how powerful Abra is. I agree with everyone that the actors were great. Rebecca Ferguson is perfectly cast and exactly what I pictured when I read the book. How is Eean McGregor getting better looking with age? Jacob Tremblay was, as usual, the best thing in every movie he's in. Overall, I liked this okay but it didn't wow me or anything.

It's been a hot minute It's time for... How Did This Get Named? Well this is a pretty straightforward one with a bit of a twist. So the phrase "body of evidence" is idiomatic and does translate into other language with the serviceable body double meaning. So do you call it that language's equivalent phrase and ignore the body reference? Nope. You double down on it. So in Japan Body of Evidence is simply... Body Simple and to the point right? Where is the interesting twist? Well the following year Madonna had another movie come out, Dangerous Game, and you do you want to know what that movie was called in Japan? Why Body II of course! There is no connection between the two movies other than a starring vehicle for Madonna. Just riding that high of popularity. It should also be noted the title "Snake Eyes" which is an alternate name for the movie anyway is the sub-title of the film making it "Body 2: Snake Eyes"

not a single copyright infringement, can't wait to see it on the show

Origam-ME? origam-YOU!

My parking skills are unparelleled

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can put it between my legs and pretend that it’s my dick.

Yes, I know that’s how suppositories work, but I still didn’t care for her bedside manner.

A scrub is a guy who farts and walks. He’s also known as a crop duster.

Here's a song I wrote and performed for your lovely podcast. Thank you for your time and thanks for countless hours of slightly more enjoyable commutes.

LBJ was a strange one.

“My dick may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot!” - Big Richard and Cousin Greg

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s probably going to be it. You may as well go back home to your family’s human ass meat farm. It’s what you deserve.

Hello, welcome to Africa Tech Support, my name is Toto....yes....mmm I see, you're having an issue with the rains. Have you tried blessing them?

The rooster says "cock a doodle do" but the hooker says "any cock will do" and that's the only difference between the two

I'm a modern parent. I spare the rod and spoil the meat, then force the child to eat the spoiled meat and laugh as they suffer from the digestive discomfort.

No one said this job was going to be easy, but someone’s gotta pull apart the cheeks.

Don't be silly, wrap your gonzo.

Seeing Is Believing, Peeing Is Relieving

Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker. Thanks for bringing me to the rodeo, dad.

You can’t beat your meat on Sesame Street! C’mon Grover we’ve been OVER this!

If You Don’t Stand for Something, You’re Probably In A Wheelchair.

Look, as a Chinese-American comedian I must inform you that no, I haven’t gone pee pee in your Coke. I went pee pee in the kitchen sink just like everybody else.