Episode 152 - Mike And Dave, Our Wedding Dates Not Needers

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Jen, big fan of your stuff from elementary school,

 

Who'd you come up with? Who are your guys? What'd your old man do?

[RanRan 3242]

Hi Jen! You are good on the show.

 

Is making jokes or, more accurately, puns and cultural references, based on people's names funny? Why or why not?

 

What is the funniest way of kissing?

 

At what age are most people funniest, and should we as a society be working on a way to preserve them at that age?

 

Can all people be funny or just some and which ones?

[souprman 10477]

Thanks for bringing back the popcorn gallery it's very good the fans love it

Thanks for bringing back the popcorn gallery. It's a great feature that really brings the community together.

look at these big sweeties over here.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Jen,

 

Which non-comedy musician has the funniest onstage banter between songs?

[Jakal 4475]

Jen,

 

Can you please tell Sean to stop ignoring my LinkedIn requests, I really wanna connect with him so I can endorse his skill of being well endowed.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Jesus christ I'm gone for an hour and I miss the PCG resurrection, hopefully I'm not too late.

• Jen, you worked on Workaholics. Were you all high when you did that stuff? you had to be right? How many?
  
• Working with Bo Burnham, was Armen cool on set? I still can't tell if he's doing a character or not.
  
• Whatever happened to Akon?
  

Thanks.

 

edit: I felt inspired

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Jen,

 

My teacher tried to shake my hand today but I accidentally hugged him instead.

 

You ever done something like that?

[AndrewGoll 1211]

Jen,

 

Your in a upcoming Tv Movie called Brooke, Can a movie be Tv?

 

Gollstone

[piemanpie24 1119]

Jen,

 

Your last name is D'Angelo. How does it feel to share a name with one of the sexiest singers of our time? Does that put extra pressure on you in the bedroom?

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Jen,

 

I went swimming yesterday and was surrounded by a swarm of dolphins. They sang to me their mischievous song and I must admit I was charmed by their alluring ways.

 

What's your favorite sea creature? Can't say dolphins cause that's mine.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Jen,

What's your favorite sea creature? Can't say dolphins cause that's mine.

not jen, but cuttlefish

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Penguins swim a lot, do they count?

 

That question can go to chicknsandwich or Jen, I'm not particular.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Penguins swim a lot, do they count?

 

That question can go to chicknsandwich or Jen, I'm not particular.

 

no they don't count, you dunce.

 

find me ONE picture of a penguin swimming, oh wait you can't because penguins don't swim. they don't even have gills.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Hi Jen,

 

My baby is much funnier than me. He roasted me while I was burping him and my wife made fun of me all day. How do you get people to love stuff you make, such as comedy or a baby, when it can be so cruel?

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Hey Jen,

 

It's Joe McGurl from miss McGillicuddy's Fourth grade geography class.

 

My question is this:

Women in comedy are very "in" right now. As a woman, do you think it's worth it for me to change my sex to a woman in order to get more laughs and become successful? My name is already Joe so I think I can work the androgynous angle. Let me know. Hope to see you at our 15 class reunion.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I'm going to start an oceanography research organization to find the best sea creatures. I'm going to call it "Sea Hunt."

[Joe Lerini 7329]

no they don't count, you dunce.

 

find me ONE picture of a penguin swimming, oh wait you can't because penguins don't swim. they don't even have gills.

[lizzy 1946]

Jen,

 

I recently found out that my patronus is a salmon. Of all the sea creatures, why do you think that one represents me the most? Am I doomed to be eaten by a bear? What is your patronus? If you haven't done the test, why not?

 

Your friend,

Lizzy

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Jen, would the Gill-Man count as a sea creature, or is "Lagoon creature" its own specific thing?

 

For the record, I'm referring to the Universal Monster and not the delightful Mr. Ozeri.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

 

now i would HATE to drag this argument out any longer in the middle of people posting their popcorn gallery questions, but i HAVE to address this.

 

i, personally, dont think those are penguins. those are fishies!

 

i think the photographer used a very, i dont know the correct term, viscous and round lense to take that picture. the image has clearly been manipulated with in some way to make those fishies look like penguins.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

If you go to this page you will be treated to an adorable picture of a penguin:

https://www.amazon.com/Zack-Zoey-Penguin-Costume-Medium/dp/B0057L7IJ8

 

Except that isn't a penguin at all! That is a dog wearing a penguin costume. Are you telling me some tricky photo "journalist" couldn't dress an entire school of fish in similar penguin costumes? Only a fool would make that claim.

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Jen:

 

If you ever stopped liking pizza, would you have to change your twitter handle to something besides @jenlikespizza? Does that rebranding possibility ever haunt you, or do you see it more as a meta-level social commentary on the permanence of expressions made on social media?

 

Thanks,

 

Socks

[CiscoKid 1973]

Dear Jen

 

What's your favorite way to defuse an awkward situation?

[Henry 3777]

All I can say is definitely don't show someone a picture of penguins "swimming"

[piemanpie24 1119]

Oh no guys are we doing penguinworld now?