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Apparently she was a parapsychologist according to her office door? But I think she was more qualified than the dentist, who identified the pointy teeth as incisors even though they were canines. A dentist not knowing the difference between incisors and canines was one of the most unbelievable things in the movie tbh.

How the fuck did he find this therapist? Does she specialize in vampires? She said something about keeping the neck brace on because this wasn't her first time or something like it was to protect her neck from him or help him by not seeing her jugular ( Yet she's wearing it during the phone call. So was she attacked by a former patient? Is that what she meant?!) . She was always 100% on board no questions about the idea this kid thinks he was turned into a vampire by a weird exchange student ( and maybe sexuality assaulted?) . Also fully ok with hearing that he supposedly had his teeth ground down even though that would do nothing to stop the jaw pain he was experiencing. Like not worrying that her client is making rash cosmetic surgery decisions... Especially if he is in fact a new vampire. Do we think Blondie ( I refuse to learn his name) has vampire caused body dismorphia?

1/ how dare you make me watch this 2. I was almost out of vodka and so I watched this sober 3. I say watched but I mostly skipped through it yet I'm still sure I got 100% of the context. 4. Fuck this "film" fuck it right through the heart with a steak

It was something something "a movie that shared a universe with Thor." Don't remember which movie, but I remember being a part of an exchange jumping off from that post and feeling bad that you got sniped. And yeah, it blows to get your stuff plagiarized, and I generally agree with everyone who has said so, but partially, I'm of the mind that everybody here knows that tayloranne made that "bifrost bridge joke" (or whatever it was) first, just like everyone here knows that Vegas820 made the comment about Disneyland ride tickets, like, minutes after the boards were even open for Disclosure, and so on. We all know what's up. The callers can't vouch for each other the way the board-posters can. It's easy for me to be glib since it hasn't happened to me, I guess. But while I probably first started coming to the boards out of a desire to get read on the minisode, I'm now just as excited to hear which of y'all's posts get read, because we've been talking about this shit for a week and I've read through the entire board a half-dozen times by the time Friday rolls around. So just know, homies, that if you get poached ...

Ok. So good news and bad news: Bad news is that I have a Mac and apparently streaming Mac audio is tricky. I can't figure out how to make it happen at the moment but I'm working on it. The good news is that anyone with a PC may have better luck streaming for the group, so Kast may still be a viable option.

If you look on wikipedia, all the actors are like related to each other: Lucas Grabeel as Dylan Knight Drew Seeley as Trey Sylvania Adrian Slade as Sara Lane Amy Paffrath (Drew Seeley's wife[3]) as Luna Dark Sally Slade (Adrian Slade's sister) as Sally Sucker Katie Seeley (Drew Seeley's sister) as Lydia Bloodworth Mike Slade (Adrian Slade's father) as Dr. Payne Autumn Grabeel (Lucas Grabeel's sister) as Penny Plasma Emily Morris (Lucas Gabreel's girlfriend) as Desiree Damned

Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that I have played around a little with the application that has replaced rabbit, Kast. It works a little different since you choose to broadcast your screen or a browser on your computer, but it's the same in a lot of ways. I started a private group: https://s.kast.gg/g/6282ikcqdb Perhaps everyone who is interested give it a try... perhaps we can resume classic nights?

Profound! Every so often, a movie comes around that truly redefines “cinema.” We watched:

LACI MOSLEY (host of Scam Goddess) helps The Boys with their own scams.

If anyone from Earwolf is reading this, please consider the following shirt Ideas. "Say the truth" "Would it shock you to know I was once considered very beautiful?" "Smill a sense of smell" "Gang gang" I want these shirts!

There was a point where he cut himself or something and sucked on the blood, and I couldn’t help wondering if sucking your own blood as a vampire was kind of like masturbating.

Also this...

I’ll let you be the judge

Roses are not red, violets are not blue. I'm a stupid dumb-dumb with a stinky butt.

Coincidence that one of the producers had the same last name as the lead actress? Anyway, the actress is now some kind of herpetologist or snake enthusiast on Instagram. Cool pics though.

It is NOT worth it! I appreciate the effort, but feel free to skip it

So I didn’t watch it this weekend because I was sick with a bad cold and had a few other things going on (saw Al Franken speak, which was interesting, saw a play, saw Joker). I think I have to pay for it because I don’t have Amazon (I have HBO, Hulu and Shudder and Netflix. That’s enough for me). I am willing to do it to put my two cents in and want to participate with the group, if it’s worth it at all. Is it? (Full disclosure, I did watch the trailer and it looked TERRIBLE).

I couldn’t help wondering who this movie was for. It was too sexual for kids, too immature for adults, and far too lame for teenagers.

This felt and looked like a rejected Disney Channel original movie or an early 2000s emo music video. I think it's very weird this went from popular iTunes exclusive to theatrical release. I know straight to video movies have gotten theatrical releases eith some minor success like Left Behind but it's hard to believe the higher ups thought this would do well making that leap.

Tre Sylvania is the worst vampire ever - and I’m including Emmet from Twilight in that

I know vampires are evil but the part where Trey Sylvania kept urging the main boy to kiss the main girl while she wasn't able to consent was uncomfortable.

Also, just FYI, when I write the word “rock” my predictive text comes up with “Rockula” just so you know the life I’m living.

Right off the top, I’m chagrined that this movie has the gall to all itself a “rock” musical. Not that I expected Quadrophenia or anything, but High School Musical rocked harder than this.

Ha. I was the male lead in Oleanna once. It was, I suppose, a progressive script at the time in that it got people to talk about the issue but it hasn't aged well. The young female student is "manipulated" into pressing charges against an arrogant young professor who feels entitled to the tenure he is expecting. It probably wouldn't go over any better now than Disclosure does, unless someone did it with a fringe-theatre spin (gender-blind casting, fetishwear costuming maybe). Edited to clarify why I put "manipulated" in quotes there: my memory of the script is that Mamet doesn't give the young woman any real agency of her own, she is convinced to press charges by vengeful feminists or something, allowing the audience to have more sympathy for her. These days I hope the story could be done without such a device. There are certainly still things to enjoy about Mamet's work (especially his books about theatre, True or False and Three Uses of the Knife) but that play, enh, not so much.

I still love Ghosted.