EPISODE 124 — Big Apple Bible, Episode 1

[Xitgame 12]

"Can you zip me up?" I legit almost walked into traffic because I was laughing so hard.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

"Can you zip me up?" I legit almost walked into traffic because I was laughing so hard.

You should really try to be more careful

[chanson 9697]

If this isn't in Podmass next week I'm gonna cancel my Howl sibscription!

[mikebonetti 3718]

This hilarious episode had me like

[JBellAustin 155]

So does this mean I won't be able to grab a BAB t-shirt from the face lifted Earwolf store at www.http://store.earwolf.com in 3 years?

[JacobCrites 4977]

Two classics in a row, fam. What a time to be alive.

Heh. I love the parlance of today's youth.

[Wu Tang Lan 26]

With Wolf Pop closing, do we know what the situation is with Calvin & Hobbes Productions?

[Xandar1977 421]

every week someone says something perfectly stupid that tickles me pink, and this week it was "Oh, wow! The famous New York car!"

For me it was when Tom told Hayes to punch himself in the face. "I missed!"

[nohorseman 5423]

{It's time to pick up the drop.

 

Heh, you think. Too bad Serial didn't have the kind of Pay Phones the HH forum uses in their spy network.

 

You head to the library. The one from Ghostbusters is the designated spot.

 

You make your Uber driver wait a block away. You hope she doesn't offer you a fist bump as you exit the vehicle, or is that the other company. You're totally from a big city and know which and have taken an Uber more than once when your car was in the shop, so lots of other specific things happen too that make you think "That is totally what it's like to take an Uber."

 

 

Straight to the card catalog. Category Literature (Dewey Decimal 800) -- Poetry, Plays, Jokes, and Riddles (810).

 

You thoroughly check for surveillance. You know that while the dead drop method is useful in preventing the instantaneous capture of either an operative/handler pair or an entire espionage network, it is not foolproof. If one of the operatives is compromised, they may reveal the location and signal for that specific dead drop. Counterintelligence can then use the signal while keeping the location under surveillance, and may capture the other operative.

 

.......Got it

 

 

Just as expected. The pages are hollowed out... You take a moment to lament the loss of the hilarious puns but... what's this!? Something is inside...}

[Rose_Cream 1246]

This episode is great.

 

Unfortunately when Tom mentioned working a 9-5 in a garage in Toledo, I immediately stormed the boss man's office an said "where do we keep the pink slips...? ...BECAUSE I NEED TO FILL ONE OUT FOR MYSELF"

 

Needless to say he was stunned and now I'm not sure how I'm going to pay for my diabetic prescriptions.

[piemanpie24 1119]

These boys make me proud to be an American.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

This hilarious episode had me like

RIP mikebonetti

[Jawny 39]

Hey guys, checking in to let you know that I rank this episode very highly.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

I don't think we should be nice to these new posters.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Sorry, I meant to post that in the hidden board for Forum Elite.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

so many new posters in here!

 

its like my bedroom after my house burned down and i had to replace all my old 80s rock posters with new ones!

 

we lost a lot in that fire, but we were able to save ourselves and even Scruffy the cat.

 

god truly blessed us that day! very thankful!

[apocowarg 2696]

slams and locks a big heavy gold door between Elite and Newbie forums but from the newbie side

 

lowers sunglasses

 

Let those dusty old mummies 69 each other in their boring forums while we new kids PAAAAAAAARTY DOWN!!!!!

 

surfs across the pool on an inflatable raft while chugging two frosty brews

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

PAAAAAAAARTY DOWN!!!!!

 

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Very good episode. I liked how Sean didn't die even though Tom was trying to yes and him into suicide via ladder

 

Btdubs, I'm not making new notebooks, so if they change the logo to say Big Apple Bible, I'm just gonna stick Macbook logo stickers below the Bible versus on In N Out cups; I don't care if I go to hell - I don't have time for this shit

[souprman 10477]

RIP mikebonetti

I liked this post because it mentioned my friend Mike. But seriously don't ever put his name and that acronym together again. Thanks.

[electrictierack 190]

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I liked this post because it mentioned my friend Mike. But seriously don't ever put his name and that acronym together again. Thanks.

I was commenting on his 6-pack. Dude is RIPped!

[SteveH 11126]

Sean & Hayes vs. Scharpling & Wurster vs. Spoonman & Burger boy

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Sean & Hayes vs. Scharpling & Wurster vs. Spoonman & Burger boy

 

vs freddy & jason

[RanRan 3242]

A part from this episode that was underrated or maybe it wasn't idk because to be honest I kinda skimmed the forums (who are you people) is when Hayes said "I AM Hollywood Hayes!"