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It's like "Season of the Witch" but with more Vin Diesel! Perfect for you guys!

The misogyny of Valerian, how to socially distance a date, and more on this week’s mini-sode! Paul offers advice as he opens up the Paul Help Line, goes through Corrections and Omissions for Valerian, and June stops by to talk about how The Jane Club is staying connected with its community during this time. Plus, find out which movie will be covered next week! Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/ Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepubli…wdidthisgetmade Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter OH MAN! Adam Scott is coming back. I love mocking Vin Diesel (anyone see the video of him at the ENDGAME premiere? I think he was very high.) Scared to watch Bloodshot. I am a little bit familiar with the comic book character but not with the movie. Paul also mentioned they had a backlog of eps. What are those? Should I watch one of those? I really don’t want to watch TRANSFORMERS. I feel like we are negotiating with terrorists!!!

Ha! Nothing wrong with optimism! We need more of it Honestly, I don’t mind paying in most cases. I used to buy almost every single movie they covered. The only reason I stopped was I have found that I just don’t rewatch movies like I used to. So, honestly, I only really buy things now when they’re really cheap or I know I’m really going to like something. Like, I have nearly all the AFI movies covered on Unspooled as I would just wait for them to go on sale for 4.99 on iTunes. I mean, who knows, maybe I’ll love Bloodshot. But like @DannytheWall said, $5 is about the max I’m willing to spend on a movie I may only watch once. Outside of Red Box (which I won’t be frequenting until after this whole mess is over) that’s a pretty standard price for a rental. That all being said, with people losing their jobs and all the chaos right now, it just feels a bit extravagant to spend that kind of money for essentially nothing. If I’m lucky to have that kind of disposable income, I feel like I should be helping people in need or donating to a political campaign or something equally positive and productive, instead of “I’m going to buy this crappy Vin Diesel superhero movie because I want to laugh at it.” I mean, I’m not judging anyone who chooses to do so, but right now, it really just doesn’t sit well with me.

I totally agree! Honestly, that’s a large part of the reason why I don’t watch all the films they cover—I can’t afford to. Also..with a (usually) busy schedule, I like to balance crap that’s FUN to watch with stuff that’s actually...good. If it’s memorably crappy fare, no matter the budget—like I thought The Great Wall was—then I’m all in! If it’s a mediocre Movie that Jason or whomever regrets watching, then I usually feel ripped off either financially or time-wise. This is also—in large part—because I’m watching these movies by myself, so I often don’t have anyone to talk shit about it if it’s boring. i was also disappointed that Bloodshot was the next choice—or even done at all—but since I didn’t see how I was going To change that, that’s why I decided to be optimistic earlier. I like the texting idea. Hopefully it works!

I can attest it's more #1 than #2 by that criteria. I saw the film in theaters as its international release was in February before any lockdown here in Kuala Lumpur. I paid about 15RM which is about US$4.50. I would say it was worth that price. 20 US$? Woof. I often don't watch the movies they do for the show, moreso because simply Time is a factor, but I can say it *does* enhance the podcast if you do. And Bloodshot is sure to have some *great* HDTGM moments, though. As my friend said, quote, "well, it's .... very Vin Diesel-y." I hope they can wait until the rental prices kick in.

I mean, I wouldn’t feel bad about it. I think it’s a valid criticism (obviously ). As long as we’re not being assholes, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with saying, “Hang on a second...” I did text Paul, btw. No telling if he’ll get it, and maybe it’s too late even if he does, but I at least tried to bring it to his attention. Again, I don’t mind paying money for these movies, and I’ve bought my fair share, I just think the timing for this one is kind of bad. And, in my own crotchety way, I’m kind of thinking, “Okay, renting Valerian was $4, Bloodshot is $20, and if the Redditor was right that he heard Jason say they will be doing Cats soon, that’s another $6....” Again, it’s not a dealbreaker, but also that’s $30 fucking bucks to rent two shitty movies and own another one. And, despite what Paul said, we can’t exactly “get it at the library” and a not-even-available-to-rent new movie ain’t gonna be on Hoopla.

This is a great idea. On one hand, I don't want to bother Paul or make him/earwolf/June/Jason feel like they made a bad decision. On the other hand, $20 is kind of a lot for some people and it's kind of a lot for even more people right now. This is one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of situations since the movie has already been announced. But they pulled an audible by changing Dragonheart to The Boy Next Door once. So, idk. You're saying exactly what I'm thinking on this. Because I personally find the show much more enjoyable if I've watched the movie, I don't listen to episodes until I've seen it. Now that I know it's up for rent in a couple weeks, I'm fine waiting and I'm sure I'll like the episode when I get to it. The world isn't waiting with bated breath for my next C&O. It's mildly frustrating when a movie is especially hard to find or expensive when a ton of people have multiple streaming subscriptions (acknowledging that even that comes from a place of privilege). I want them to do the movies they want. I don't want them to limit everything to Netflix, Prime or Hulu. But when there's something like Prelude To A Kiss that involves joining Hulu/Prime then getting Starz on top of that, it feels like a bit much (though I'm very glad I saw Prelude To A Kiss). I'd really like to avoid another run like Bratz, Garbage Pail Kids, Ninja Terminator, Hard Ticket To Hawaii where a ton of movies in a short period where really hard to access. Also, I realize I probably sound like this right now:

I was thinking of doing that myself... Honestly, if most people are cool with it, that’s fine. I just don’t get the point.

If no one has yet, I could text Paul and see if he would be open to holding off on this episode a few more weeks until it is at least available to rent.

And that’s fine. I have no doubt the episode will be funny. And I don’t necessarily object to them picking a movie you pay for (although options would be nice). It’s the timing that I think is lame. According to iTunes, Bloodshot will be available to rent in two weeks (May 5th). Why do this movie right now? Why not *at least* wait until then so more people can *maybe* enjoy it? And of course I appreciate free entertainment, but for many listeners, part of the fun of the show is watching the movie ourselves and discussing them here and elsewhere. That can relieve some of the insanity too. I mean, there’s no way Bloodshot is a “must-do-right-now-and-pay-full-price” kind of movie. (Personally, I don’t think any of these movies ever are, but particularly right now.) Of course, they can chose whatever they want, and we can likewise choose whether we want to pay for a shitty Vin Diesel movie, but it’s still disappointing. Speaking for myself, I’m 95% sure I’m not going to buy it, especially now that I know I can rent it soon, and I probably won’t bother listening to the episode until I can see the movie as that’s how I prefer to enjoy HDTGM. As much as I love HDTGM, I don’t think they’re above mild criticism. They have absolutely listened to our complaints before and made concessions. As long as we’re not being dicks, I feel like it’s all good.

Thanks for the video, @DrGuts1003. I didn't realize this was $20. I may just watch this and read the Wikipedia synopsis. It's not like I actually enjoy Vin Diesel movies. I mostly enjoy how much the "family" does. So. Does anyone else think Vin Diesel is pissed he only voices Groot in the MCU? Because for years he has been talking about being Black Bolt and I am convinced he is the only one who wants this. (Especially since an INHUMANS TV show with this character came out and he didn't play that character.) And BLOODSHOT was supposed to launch a Valiant Comics Cinematic Universe. Haha.

They still haven’t aired their second film from Seattle (after Fateful Findings), a psychedelic sci-fi horror movie with John Huston called The Visitor. Both the movie and the show were a lot of fun. The movie has been available for free on library streaming services like Hoopla and might be available on Netflix or something. I don’t want to watch transformers either, but if they did it for a live stream—like Paul has done movies for Unspooled—you really wouldn’t have to. The Unspooled eps have been a lot of fun but it definitely helps to have watched the movie beforehand, whereas the Transformer movies are just CGI tin cans beating the shit out of each other. The fun there would just come from watching the gang riff on it. RE: Bloodshot—the film just seems boring and I won’t rent it. My feeling about HDTGM’s movie choices fall into two groups: (1)films that are fun to hear them talk about but I have no desire to watch (which is about 2/3 of the movies,honestly, and includes most modern blockbusters like The Meg and Skyscraper). (2) Films that are batshit enough to be funny/entertaining on their own (Fateful Findings, The Visitor, The Room, Death Spa, etc.). Bloodshot falls into the first category for me. Yeah, I wish they’d pick something more interesting (and cheaper to get), but I’ve felt that way about other movies they’ve picked and I’m sure the episode will still be funny. Also, I appreciate that they’re working hard to provide podcasts for free during this stressful time (with Paul—in particular—banging out free content nonstop). There have been times where I’ve really needed that entertainment, so it’s hard for me to get that critical of what they want to cover. There’s always the next episode!

It’s not much, but here are the first 9 minutes of Bloodshot:

Yea, they would still attend. Outlines are basically little synopses of every case you're going to discuss: main facts, arguments, the final holding. Then when you're called on, you can have those at the ready. I guess it helps to do it via a group because it's so much material (I studied alone as best I could, I prefer it, but couldn't always avoid it). It's pretty accurate. I think modern professors are probably a little less rude/argumentative, but the putting your knowledge on the spot like that in class would still happen. (Or did when I went 15 years ago.) Also what it really nails is how much it makes you insufferable, when this sort of overwhelming experience is all you think about. We didn't have suicide attempts at my school, but in our first year there were plenty of drop-outs, crazy relationships, etc., so I didn't take this as condensed as a Platoon. Felt all pretty real to me.

Yeah, I'm okay as well (Thank God), but it just seems like it's a movie that could have waited until it was at least available to rent. People are having trouble paying rent, there's price gouging going on, people are making tough decision on which bills to pay, and you're going to choose a $20 movie instead of something more widely or cheaply available? We don't need to buy EVERY Vin Diesel movie. Someone over on Reddit also said they were talking about doing Cats soon. Which at least you can rent, but it's still $6, which is better, but still isn't exactly super cheap to rent. I'm undecided on Bloodshot. Maybe I'll get it, but my gut says no. I'd rather donate $20 to a food bank or something. Maybe I should just boycott it out of principle...

Yeah, I was thinking that same thing. They released an episode from behind a paywall then dropped a $20 movie? Kind of a strange timing thing in my mind. I can technically afford it but I was paying $20 a month for functionally unlimited movies in theaters. I'm probably going to skip this episode unless I can find it just to rent for a few bucks.

I haven’t listened to the ep yet, but that feels kind of like a BS choice. I mean, nothing says we have to watch every single movie, but a lot of us like to. With the current state of the world being as is, and a lot of people struggling, it feels really tone deaf to choose a movie you have buy (on iTunes) for $20.

Does anyone have a place where I can rent Bloodshot for less than $20? I really don't want to spend that kind of money to watch a movie once by myself in quarantine.

It's Sylvester Stallone doing a disaster movie with him rescuing people trapped under a tunnel in New York. Another flop and another Razzie nomination for the actor, plus stay tuned for the end credits where there's a theme song that was done by Donna Summer doing a duet with some guy nobody even cares about, it is that cheesy. And it's directed by pre-Fast and the Furious Rob Cohen as well as featured a pre-Lord of the Rings Viggo Mortensen.

Yea I cant even picture who Viggo Mortensen was supposed to be a facsimile of. I also loved that the prison bus had both male and female prisoners on it.

I still laugh at near the end when they are almost out and the stairwell gives out, causing Stallone to fall back into a pool of water and causing him to tell the group to leave him and save themselves. Amy Brenneman, who has basically been his apparent love interest for the bulk of the movie, basically leads the pack in a basic 'fuck him he's gone' kind of way, but gives a half-hearted attempt to bring him back up, only for herself to fall in as well and then like a spaz flop around in the water screaming for them not to leave her to die, in a complete 180 of where her mind just was. Also this falls into the great bad early roles of Viggo Mortensen before hitting it big with the Lord of the Rings series, along with Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 and Albino Alligator.

Yeah this movie deserves some attention! During that era of bangin' disaster movies, this was a tape that was in my VCR a lot. This is a big, loud, and very stupid movie.

Bump for this awful movie. Watching Geostorm made me think of the rash of ecological disaster movies that were playing in the early 2000's/ late 90's. Volcano, Dantes Peak, Twister etc. I remember going to see this in theatres as a kid because of how much I liked Demolition Man, boy did I leave disappointed.

This also got Michael Caine and Elijah Wood into this mess as well!

One of the most bizzare movies I've seen.