thehotdogwhisperer 144 Posted December 13, 2015 Me and chickensandwich are going out for snowcones later 10 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted December 13, 2015 Silvrwoman's probably going out for Toe-cones. yuck 13 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted December 13, 2015 I don't know if you guys are deliberately social engineering me into eating toenails, but now I can't even figure out what I truly want anymore. TL;DR: I may eat some toenails 22 Share this post Link to post
Game of Scones 5812 Posted December 13, 2015 that is so good for you right now 7 Share this post Link to post
Scooter McGnarly 382 Posted December 13, 2015 The force is strong with this forum (See what I did there?) Star Wars movie 8 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted December 13, 2015 Look i dont care if you eat toenails just fucking wash them more than once a decade. 11 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted December 13, 2015 Guys get excited CBB Christmas special coming out tomorrow 5 Share this post Link to post
Joe McGurl 8358 Posted December 13, 2015 Guys get excited CBB Christmas special coming out tomorrow Okay. What do I do now that I'm excited? Please give me further instructions ThunderCock69, why did you get me so excited? I'll be up all night now thinking about how excited I am for the CBB Christmas Special 10 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted December 13, 2015 Ashley wants to take my car to the mechanic, if you know what I'm talking about. She's gonna rev its engine, if you know what I'm talking about. She's gonna be EXHAUSTED, if you know what I'm talking about. She's gonna shift that stick, if you know what I'm talking about. She's gonna check its tires, if you know what I'm talking about. Silvr is gonna eat a toenail, if you know what I'm talking about. Ashley's gonna jump my cars battery, if you know what I'm talking about. 8 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted December 13, 2015 Okay. What do I do now that I'm excited? Please give me further instructions ThunderCock69, why did you get me so excited? I'll be up all night now thinking about how excited I am for the CBB Christmas Special I hadn't thought this far ahead 16 Share this post Link to post
burjz 57 Posted December 14, 2015 Still around guys I'll see ya later bye 4 Share this post Link to post
Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336 Posted December 14, 2015 Guys get excited CBB Christmas special coming out tomorrow hey, dude? it's a holiday special 8 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted December 14, 2015 hey, dude? it's a holiday special YOU'RE a holiday special! 4 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted December 14, 2015 hey, dude? it's a holiday special WAR ON CHRISTMAS WAR ON CHRISTMAS WAR ON CHRISTMAS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! 2 Share this post Link to post
Cathy ACKerman 361 Posted December 14, 2015 christ mass: how much did jesus weigh? 5 Share this post Link to post
burjz 57 Posted December 14, 2015 hey, dude? it's a holiday special keep christmas in christmas!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 Share this post Link to post
Cathy ACKerman 361 Posted December 14, 2015 like, was jesus ripped? was he christine bale in the machinest or christripher bale in the batman begins? 4 Share this post Link to post
burjz 57 Posted December 14, 2015 like, was jesus ripped? was he christine bale in the machinest or christripher bale in the batman begins? lots of pix show him slouching a lot while carrying that cross so i'm gonna say he was Guilt Ridden Christ enBale from The Maine Machine Man 2 Share this post Link to post
AshleyChupp 3958 Posted December 14, 2015 I told my therapist about you guys. He says I should stop posting here. 21 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted December 14, 2015 jesus was super ripped because of his long hair, that was the source of his power...satan tempted him in the garden of gethsamane to get a crew cut from his stylist delilah right before the crucifixion 13 Share this post Link to post
Game of Scones 5812 Posted December 14, 2015 I told my therapist about you guys. He says I should stop posting here. get a new one 8 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted December 14, 2015 get a new one I agree with Norm. Your therapist should support and encourage your interests, like mine does. My therapist gives me M&M’s each week, and the number of pieces is dependent on my like/post ratio. A true behaviorist. If there’s a decrease in that week’s number of likes, he becomes withholding, and says something like, “You can’t only buy five M&M’s; if you want them, you’ll have to purchase the whole box. That will be $7. And again, I am not your therapist; I am a 17 year-old movie theater concession worker. This forum sounds cool though.” (In all seriousness though, I will be very upset if you quit the forum) 21 Share this post Link to post
thejjar 5031 Posted December 14, 2015 17 year-old Nice! Just one more year Silvr! 7 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted December 14, 2015 Who are you going to trust, someone who is both trained and well-compensated to help you and give you good advice, or a bunch of more or less anonymous people who listen to the same comedy show as you? It's a no-brainer, you should obviously kidnap your therapist and coerce them into agreeing that the forum is good for you. 15 Share this post Link to post
robotam 4493 Posted December 14, 2015 Thank God It's The New Guardians of The Galaxy 2 Trailer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw EDIT: Just realised my mistake. Whoops, I look stupid. I said Trailer instead of Teaser 8 Share this post Link to post