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Congrats, @PollyDarton! C’est bon!

Conspiracy theory: Jason Mantzoukas is Michael Bay. He *is* on Twitter.

Funny story. I wrote that post 13 feet in the air. I was doing a photoshoot that needed a birds-eye-view and so I had to climb this rickety scaffolding and once I was up there I was NOT coming down until the shoot was over. So while I had time to kill I wrote the Aluoette post. I guess it's not that funny and barely a story... but you guys get the jist.

The truth behind those lovely French lyrics and more on this week’s mini-sode! Paul opens up the Explanation Hope Line, goes through Corrections and Omissions for Unforgettable, and gives his Pick of the Week. Plus, find out which movie we will be watching next week! This episode is brought to you by SweeTango Apple (www.SweeTango.com/bonkers) and Hotel Tonight (www.hoteltonight.com). Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/ Check out our tour dates over at www.hdtgminfo.com! Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepubli…wdidthisgetmade Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter

Thank you guys! Yep... 2nd in a row! I feel so lucky from my winnings of nothing. And naysayers (my parents) laughed at me for taking French... well who's laughing now!?

Disclosure is also currently available on HBO. I've never been part of a couple's Halloween costume, but I've long thought that going as Jennifer and Frau Brückner's son from Dario Argento's Phenomena would be cute.

I’ve always wanted to watch Disclosure. I’m pretty psyched about this

I remember kind of liking Disclosure when it came out but, from what I remember of it, it's going to be a tough rewatch. Congrats, Polly. This is twice in a row, right?

Disclosure - 58%

@PollyDarton: “And, thus, perched as a bird as I was, I was granted the eldritch avian insight necessary to allow me to reach into the profound thaumaturgical well-spring of C&O consciousness and compose the perfect post.”

Re: Google Play $ You might talk to teachers, or parents of school kids. Lots of schools are strapped for cash. Maybe a teacher could use some of the money on educational films or something.

When one door closes another door opens. It's something we've been meaning to fix.

The only thing I kinda remember about Disclosure is the third act CGI scene where a sprite with Douglass' face is trying to find files and is hunted by a sprite with Moore's face that I think is shooting lasers at said files.

SIP: Any time June or Jason bring up Unspooled. DRINK: When they mention not being invited to be guests on Unspooled. CHUG: Paul skirts the issue of June and Jason not being invited on Unspooled.

June, amazed at Paul's view (usually sexist or disturbing), just says "PAUL!". She says it in a way to mean, What? seriously? this is not ok Paul, please stop.

These are kinda additional sips to " John Paul blesses us with his character voices" and "June saw something very different / was confused" Jason sarcastically complements a voice with "Wait did INSERT NAME just walk in here? Oh no sorry I was mistaken by your FLAWLESS impression" Jason giggling and giddy asks June (sometimes another), to explain their view- "Wait, wait, wait.. JUNE, what do YOU think happened here"

One thing that came up at the live show that there was only a brief mention of in the actual edited podcast: One couple in the audience brought a baby that, according to them, was only 20 days old.

Did anyone else notice the giant tray of salt and pepper shakers in their house? I was so confused and transfixed by this; why would they have so many salt and pepper shakers? Why was it in their living room? The answer of course, is that it's a chess board?! This has to be the most confusing way to play chess ever. What a weird choice by the set dressers. *I posted while listening but before the audience questions! I feel vindicated.

I think this is what I'm thinking of, plus the times when Paul gives a wildly formal introduction of June like the podcast is the only time he ever sees her.

Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! -- hey, is this bartender deaf?!

I don't think it's ever happened in earnest, but Paul F Tompkins did turn it into a bit during the After Earth episode I believe lol.

CHUG: Paul tells one of his Blockbuster glory days stories. (I’m still hoping/wishing/praying for the podcast, How Did We Get Scheer? where Paul relays one of his Blockbuster stories of yore to a different guest each episode.)

Sip: June can't even with this movie. -Regular show members pretend to quarrel about their personal lives. -Episode title says "LIVE!" in all caps with an exclamation point like it doesn't describe 9/10 of the episodes they do now. -Paul watched this movie on a plane. Sip again if he tells a funny story about what the other passengers might think about the movie or scene they were watching. Drink: Team Fred vs. Team Sanity is brought up -Someone has an excuse for not watching at least one scene of a movie -A movie the show did over a year ago is referenced. -Clip played makes no sense if you're not in the live audience (has little to no dialogue, etc.). -June's childhood memories of a movie bias her towards liking it. CHUG: Guest has no idea that Paul and June are married. -Guest screwed up something really basic like watching the wrong move or "fell asleep" for the whole thing. (Also, props to any guest who watched the wrong one and then did the right one as well). -A sponsor is mentioned outside of the ad segments. -A joke from a specific episode more than a year ago is referenced (i.e. "GEOSTORM!," "Putterinabra!")

Elementary, my dear hotdog.

I’m sorry Kermit, the frognosis doesn’t look very good and you have three more weeks until you croak...