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TIM BALTZ joins Hayes to have a Shrink session.

tim-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLTTZZZZ! *he hacks down the tree and it falls*

This episode will hit podmass best of 2018 and be the downfall of the show; along with my marriage to BEEFace. The countdown begins. Immunna listen ‘gain

Omg well Kitty Pryde should meet Ms. Kitty Bennet

Brevity is the soul of the HIGHWAY TO MY PANTS Daltypoo. You’re in the HOV lane passing on the shoulder with this description. Gaahwud DAMN. Great friggin job.

I'm not gonna lie. I enjoyed this one. It was stupid and really self-indulgent but it was a good-bad movie for me all the way. Oh by the way, hi. I've been listening for a long time but just started posting here now. These guys inspired me to start a bad movie podcast of my own (aka my username, link's in my profile) so I'm a huge fan!

I love that all the cats’ expressions say “imma murder you human”

And it would be unfair to my other cat to not post a picture of her as well. Here is Kitty Pryde

My super awesome black cat Robocop

Pitches love podcasts. Post your best ideas here, maybe if we all put our minds together we can come up with something great. PITCHES If you have a podcast pitch, send it to pitches@midroll.com So if I come up with a great pitch does that mean I'm magically granted a podcast or does that mean Auck Scotterman clones himself again and makes a podcast with my idea? Suspicious that they don't really say. I want to do a podcast for Hollywood Celebrities about what it's like to be a regular office shlub who works a 9-5:30 job with only a 30 minute lunch break and teach them how they can get into the business if they're interested. I'm pretty sure Maria Bamford was an office admin back in the day. I wonder if she was honing her comedic craft the whole time.

Ive got the eye of the tiger and customs won’t stop hassling me about it.

I like a bigger boy too and I thought Pav looked fetched in his tennis outfit ..i liked the socks

I'm not going to multi-quote you all on this but I think the thing that is brilliant about the film is that as pointed out we never see Eve or Margo act on stage but we do see them act. They both in different ways and and different times are acting with each other or others. As pointed out Eve is "acting" with her fake story and shy innocent persona. It's a fully crafted character and there are only a few rare moments before the climax that we see her as her true self and out of character. Meanwhile we have Margo, who is overall I think more genuine, but she has an image to maintain and to maintain that she acts a certain way. Think of the scene mentioned on the podcast in which nobody is looking she runs down the stairs, before and after that moment when she's with people she is acting. She's also playing the character of "Margo" instead of just being Margo. That's why I think it's a great twist to the film at the end of it Margo grows to the point that she doesn't need to act anymore and can just be Margo and is happier than she ever was. Meanwhile Eve is now stuck playing this character and she's not too happy and while getting accolades and awards she's unhappy at being stuck into this persona she crafted for herself.

If I recall correctly in her origin story she tells in the beginning she does mention doing community theater, but then again we later find out that large elements of that story such as her husband and San Francisco were lies. So it's a bit of a tough call whether or not the acting bit is true or just another made up detail to help sell her story.

Yeah, I actually got most of my celeb trivia from a hole in the ground that somebody had covered with a rock, I guess to either keep people out or keep bugs in, but in either case I can now keep up with most of their references, except when Sean goes off on his supergeek rants about obscure bands.

From now on, please put Shareef Abdur-Rahim on your plastic cups. I came perilously close to wasting my 1000th post on this, so maybe spell-check your cups more carefully in the future.

Quentin Tarantino worked in a video store. Did you know that? He's actually like a real fan of cinema. I think Robin Williams worked at a truck stop selling pre-peeled oranges. Ooh, wouldn't this be a great idea for a podcast? We can talk about Hollywood Insider-type stuff and dish on gossip about celebs, and then gradually abandon that concept and it's just without direction or structure and we're also being funny.

Parking Lot Auckerman is meeting with various future Earwoof podcast hosts at coffee shops all over LA wearing his sunglasses the whole time and when they ask him what to do in their show he puts some thought into it rubbing his chin and tells every one of them as if it's the first time he thought of it, "why don't you try segments?" Smash cut to cloud heaven where God Auckerman is wearing his sunglasses the whole time and this pasty white worm with centipede legs is like, "So... I really want to scare women at picnics and on kitchen floors, bathroom sinks and all that, and I feel like the hundred legs thing is really working for me, but uhh... like, I really need something else to make this whole thing pop." God Auckerman rubs his chin and really puts some thought into it.

anyway yeah thansk for clicking that

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We lost Bernie Mac 10 years ago. Here's some really good jokes by him, and also remeber that time when he slaps a surfer on the belly and asks got any wax in Charlie's Angels full throttle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDN5BHp4NE

Thx everyone. No hot hot hot fire symbol yet, but I’m sure the front end devs at earwolf are just busy pouring their piss bottles out the window and they will be back soon to let us know this thread is in fact. In Firefox

I can never forget the completely random Titanic reference in the middle of this Britney Spears video (at 2:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow Some dude brings Rose's necklace to Mars for some reason. Britney is not super impressed.

The only line I laughed at in that whole movie was Gandolfini saying of course his son was traumatized, because he saw his nude mom do a "V for victory" with her legs.

I think if they do a Christmas flick it needs to be Surviving Christmas, that thing is an utter dumpster fire.